Stop whatever Insta stalking you’re doing (her highlights are probably fake) because Betches is launching a brand new pill box set in collaboration with Winky Lux and it’s on sale NOW at Shop Betches. Yes, this is exactly the pick-me-up your shitty Tuesday needed (other than the bottle of rosé you have in your fridge, but we can’t deliver that to your office).
We’ve created 4 shades all in our classic pills—that was a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. Any betch knows that lipstick works just as well as medicine to save a rough night from the brink of death. The pills come in sets of two per box, so think shades that take you from day to night…or pregame to club. Much like your love life, the Chill and Happy Pills come in one box and the Love and Crazy Pills comes in another box. These amaze matte lipsticks stay on no matter how many vodka sodas you’ll be drinking, and unlike SOME matte lipsticks, they don’t dry out your lips (*glares at Kylie*).
But let’s be honest: You know you want all four shades. So pull out your dad’s credit card and buy our Mega Pill Box Set. It comes with both boxes—so duh, you get all four pills—a complimentary glitter balm, and it all comes in a holographic makeup bag that Zenon the Girl of the 21st Century would kill for. You’re fucking welcome.
Oh and by the way, that glitter balm reacts to your skin’s PH levels and gives you a clear, glossy finish—a big round of applause to whatever scientist figured that out.
So instead of putting on yet another coat of whatever mediocre Chapstick you’re using, go buy the pill box sets and love yourself a little bit.
If you’re like me aka betchy af you probs believe to your core that Sundays are for boozy brunching, bitching about the weekend being over, and doing absolutely nothing else. Fucking duh. But for all you NYC betches there’s actually something cool and worth getting off your couch for this coming Sunday. I know, I know. Leaving your room on a Sunday is usually the worst, but trust me on this. K? K. So what is this incredible event worth showering and putting on real clothes for? Winky Lux’s 2nd Annual Unicorn Carnvial at the Coney Arts Walls. You’re welcome in advance.
The whimsical less-work-more-Coachella makeup line’s big event will be a day of everything magic, music, girl power, and makeup (so all shit we love). There’s going to be a braid bar, mani station, and a place to get showered with glitter. We’re talking triple digit-like-worthy stuff, okay? There will be music artists like Justine Skye and Alli Simpson as well as social media influencers (*ahem* us) who can help turn that triple digit-like post I just mentioned into quadruple digs if you play your cards right. And most importantly, we’ll be there selling Shop Betches merch so you can by snarky af tees and tanks, candles and other cool shit designed by us. Tell me a Sunday brunch that does that?
Tickets are for sale now at UnicornCarvinal.com for only $25, so like, 1.5 large pizzas from Papa John’s. Not to mention all proceeds go to Social Tees Animal Rescue, a nonprofit that saves abandoned animals from kill shelters until they find forever homes. So if you don’t come we’re going to assume you hate makeup and dogs and you know what that means…
If you can’t make it to the Unicorn Festival, RSVP for our Sample Sale on Wednesday, September 13th.
