This week, hard-ass Saturn clashes with rebellious Uranus, meaning we’re all going to be fighting duel urges. On the one hand, you are feeling ready to tackle your inbox, take on your to-do list, and crush it in corporate America. On the other hand, you’re seriously considering buying a plot of land to live off of with a handful of your closest friends. See you on the commune!

Aries

This week is about boundaries, Aries. People might be testing your limits, either at home or at work, meaning now is the time to set a hard line. Repeat after me: no emails after 6pm, no Facetimes without warning, and for the love of god, do NOT contact me while I am watching The Bachelor. It’s not that hard.

Taurus

Be prepared for some conflicts of interest this week, Taurus, as the planets will definitely have you feeling pulled in two different directions. Try to limit all-or-nothing thinking and see if there isn’t a compromise. We promise there is middle ground between “taking an Adderall and working until 5am” and “taking a hit of weed and sleeping for 12 hours.” Find it.

Gemini

Time to lose some of that baggage, Gemini! This week is all about finally dumping what doesn’t serve you and releasing the negative energy that is holding you in the past. Yes, your ex from college is still a dick. No, that girl from high school shouldn’t have been rude to you at lunch that one time. But it’s time to let these things go. I promise you the people you’re mad at have.

Cancer

Put a freeze on your to-do list, Cancer! Your in danger of overextending seriously yourself this week, and it’s only Tuesday! And yesterday was a federal holiday! You need to chill and remember to leave some “me time” in that busy schedule. Also don’t forget to eat. And drink water. Those things are important too.

Leo

Literally anyone else take the wheel! It’s time for you to let go of control, Leo, even if you’re 100% sure you know what’s best. Stop trying to dictate other people’s lives, and resist the urge to tell people what to do. Yes, your advice is amazing, but it’s no use to people who don’t want to hear it. Also, nobody asked you. Just saying…

Virgo

Stupid, stupid, stupid! Your inner critic is in overdrive this week, but you have the tools to tell that b*tch to STFU. Don’t let anyone, even yourself, tear you down. Practice combatting negative thoughts with specific positive ones. Like, instead of saying “I look terrible today,” say, “wow, these sweatpants are actually quite fetching on me,” and see how that makes you feel.

Libra

Are you taking crazy pills? Or is everyone else? You may find that people are trying to drag you into drama that you have no interest in this week. It’ll be your job to stay above the fray. Leave people on read, turn the phone off, and set clear boundaries. If you need petty drama, the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion still has two whole parts left.

Scorpio

Have you been social distancing a little too much? Like, does anyone know you’re alive right now? If you’ve been taking your government mandated hibernation to the extreme, make a concerted effort this week to reignite your social life. Safely, of course. Set up a Zoom hang or a socially distanced meetup with a friend. Humans are social creatures, Scorpio. Act like it.

Sagittarius

This week has you on the brink of some major revelations, but not all of them are gonna be pretty. Are you ready for a few hard truths? Like that your house is a mess, your inbox is chaos, and no one has known what the hell you’re talking about in the group chat for weeks? Sorry…too harsh?

Capricorn

With your ruler Saturn battling it out with Uranus in the heavens, you might find yourself duking it out with someone here on Earth. Are you inadvertently causing issues? I know you’re objectively right in all matters, but are there places where you could be fanning the flames of conflict where you don’t need to? (Hint: the answer is yes)

Aquarius

You might find it hard to feel grounded this week with your co-rulers Saturn and Uranus both wanting to take charge of your life. But the only person who rules you, is you. Take time to meditate, drink some tea, light a candle, or other grounding rituals to help keep your head out of the clouds. It’s cold af up there anyway.

Pisces

Mindfulness is key for you this week as your thoughts may have have a habit of moving way, way, way ahead of you. When your mind is racing, take a few deep breaths to bring things back to the now. No need to spend so much time in the future, you’re not a time traveler.

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Let’s get this out of the way right now: yes, Mercury is retrograde, and yes, you can blame all of your problems on that until February 20th. But that’s not all! This week we’ve got six heavenly bodies and a new moon in Aquarius, making this the perfect time to expand your horizons and open your mind to what is possible… like actually paying attention during your morning Zoom meeting. And they said it couldn’t be done…

Aries

Aries, it’s time to stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” on that computer update. The time is now. With a new moon in your tech sector, this is the perfect time to get your digital house in order. I’m talking inbox at zero. Okay, so maybe like, inbox at 25…

Taurus

Have you taken on too much at work? Of course you have. With Mercury flipping it into reverse this week, now is the perfect time to backtrack on some of those commitments. Are there tasks that can be delegated? To-do list items that can be pushed to next week? (Hint: the answer is literally always yes.)

Gemini

Thursday’s new moon is a BFD for you, Gemini. Are you ready for it? The new moon in Aquarius is lighting up your house of adventure, meaning it’s time to see the world! From a six foot distance, of course. Might I suggest a trip to your nearest botanical garden to cure your wanderlust? Or just like, a f*ckload of Travel Channel.

Cancer

What do you actually want, Cancer? Nobody knows. Least of all you. This week you may find yourself pulled in two different directions. Should you hit up your ex, or block his number? Should you get a head start on some work, or turn on HGTV and House Hunters yourself into oblivion? Decisions… decisions….

Leo

Leo? Catching feelings? Well I never! This week, your month-long Valentine’s Day continues as the new moon in Aquarius puts even more energy into your House of Partnership. All that is to say: if you weren’t putting both of your photos into that app that shows you what your kids will look like, you’re about to start.

Virgo

I know this seems impossible Virgo, but this week the cosmos is asking you to go with the flow. No to-do lists. No planners. No Google Calendar updates. Just you, your thoughts, and the unstoppable march of time. Kind of sounds like a horror movie tbh…

Libra

Lucky Libra! This week brings much good fortune upon you, Mercury in retrograde be damned! This week’s new moon is in your house of pleasure and passion, so one can only assume you’ll be having both of those things. Just try not to brag too much okay?

Scorpio

You’re still feeling the domestic vibes this week, Scorpio, but this week’s new moon asks: what is the difference between coziness and messiness? Are these blankets on the floor because you’re creating a fort situation, or because you knocked them off your bed two nights ago and still haven’t done anything about it? And what purpose, exactly, does this clothes pile serve? I highly doubt it sparks joy.

Sagittarius

When was the last time you expressed yourself outside .gif form? Now is the time. With the new moon opening up lines of communication, now is the perfect time for quality time with besties. Try to schedule a socially distanced walk or grab a table at the COVID-friendly outdoor dining establishment of your choice. A drunk brunch is in order.

Capricorn

Keep an eye on your balance sheet this week, Capricorn! Your mind’s on your money and your mind, meaning you might be able to catch some crucial red flags that could affect your bottom line. As the Miranda of the zodiac, you simply cannot allow this. Act accordingly.

Aquarius

There are casually six planets in your sign this week (okay so the Sun isn’t a planet but still…), meaning you are going to be getting cosmic signals from all angles. Your third eye is open wide right now, so keep an eye out for signs and don’t discount your intuition. You basically have a direct line to the heavens right now.

Pisces

Look around you, Pisces. Do you really need all this stuff? Or have you been collecting knick knacks and random trash like a bored mermaid for over a year now? With this week’s new moon, now is the perfect time to declutter your space. I’d start with tossing the dinglehopper.

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Venus makes its way from no-fun Capricorn (sorry, Capricorn) into light and bubbly Aquarius this week, meaning we all are going to have to resist the urge to make googly eyes at every marginally attractive person we see. Sidenote: Is it possible to fall in love with someone even though you’ve only seen the top half of their face? Because if so, me and my Postmates guy really might have something going….

Aries

Pump the breaks! Whether you’re actually dealing with the east coast blizzard or not, now is the perfect for a mental snow day. You’ve been going full steam ahead trying to make 2021 make up for 2020, but now it is time to slow your roll. Take the pressure off yourself this week and let someone else worry about for a change.

Taurus

With your ruler Venus heading into Aquarius this week, there’s nothing you can’t accomplish! Be prepared to level up in all aspects of your life, whether it be finally hitting a new fitness goal or actually waking up with your first alarm. And you’d always thought that was physically impossible.

Gemini

With Venus in free-spirited Aquarius, you’re feeling light as a feather and ready to get your flirt on. Let’s hope the cute guy who lives across the hall is ready for some heavy eye contact, because this week you can’t help yourself. Just don’t do anything that would make it uncomfortable when you run into him every day…

Cancer

Vulnerable? Cancer? Groundbreaking. This week Venus’ sojourn into Aquarius has you feeling extra intimate. Yes, this could translate to lots of, ahem, intimate time with your partner, but just make sure they have a tissue handy. This is one of those have-incredible-sex-then-start-randomly-crying kinds of weeks.

Leo

Venus in Aquarius in your House of partnerships means Valentine’s Day has come early for you, Leo! You just can’t help but tell your loved one how much you love them, and may even feel inspired to leave them little gifts to show you care. And yes, it is totally valid for that “loved one” to be a cat.

Virgo

Venus? Virgo? It’s a match made in heaven—literally. Now is the perfect week to take on that thing you’ve been procrastinating. You know the one I’m talking about. With Venus in your corner, there is no to-do list too long, no inbox too messy, and no clothes pile too big. Get to it!

Libra

You know the part of every Disney movie where the princess realizes there’s more to life than what she’s getting at home and sets her heart to seeing the world? That’s you this week, Libra. You’re ready to bust out and see the world anew. Just don’t forget to double-mask.

Scorpio

No need to issue you a stay-at-home order, Scorpio. The stars have taken care of that. This week, you will be quite content to stay the f*ck inside, minding your business, eating your food, and watching every single thing Netflix has to offer (again). If only the rest of America were like you, we’d be in a way better place.

Sagittarius

You can’t help it that you’re so popular, archer. You’re picking up on Venus’ playful vibes and you’re at your best, most charming self. You’re crushing it at Zoom happy hour, slaying on Slack, and bringing all the LOLs in your group chat. Just don’t forget to thank the little people when you win the Mark Twain Prize for Humor.

Capricorn

Trying to figure out what to do with all your GameStop money? Now is the perfect time. With Venus hanging out in your financial sector, you’re ready to dream big about your financial future, and start saving away for a big ticket item. Not everyone’s husband can get them a Peloton as a gift.

Aquarius

It’s still your season, and with Venus now entering your sign, things are about to get wild for you—in a good way. This charming, flirty planet will be helping you be your most charming, flirty self. In other words, your celestial DMs are open. Let the games begin!

Pisces

Don’t be surprised if you catch yourself daydreaming even more than usual this week, Pisces. You can thank Venus for that. This week you’re cranking your spacey fairy vibes up to 11, leaving some people to wonder if you might need to chill on the vape pen. But those guys are just narcs anyway, man.

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Just when you thought you had this whole “January” thing figured out, Uranus is here to shake sh*t up. This week, Uranus is causing conflict all over our charts, showing us that some of the stuff we said we left in 2020, may have actually hitched a ride into 2021. Plus, Thursday’s full moon in Leo helps us all step into the spotlight. Even if that spotlight is just the Zoom feature.

Aries

The full moon in Leo is shining directly on your house of sensuality this week, Aries, so don’t be surprised if you find yourself firing up the apps, or reigniting a flirty convo with an old flame. Aries who are already in relationships are in luck and can skip straight to the good part: all-day sex marathon. Be sure to tell your partner to send the moon a thank you when they get a chance.

Taurus

Should you toe the party line, or strike your own path? You may face this exact conflict this week as the Sun in your house of career clashes with Uranus in your own sign. Translation: you may end up having to stick to your guns, even if it gets awkward. Famous Taurus Gigi Hadid didn’t get where she is today by letting people walk all over her, did she?!?

Gemini

The Aquarius Sun has you marching to the beat of your own drum these days, but beware. Sneaky Uranus is lurking just around the corner this week to rain on your parade. Beware of fake friends, two-faced coworkers, f*ckboys, and shady-ass DMs. Anything that sets off alarm bells, shut it down ASAP. And anyone who doesn’t like it is just proving your point.

Cancer

There’s a snake in your group! This week, Uranus is bringing all the haters to the forefront so that you can finally know them and cut them out of your life. Think toxic friends, annoying exes, and anyone who has gone on multiple vacations in quarantine. Nobody needs Meaghan’s fifteenth set of beach pics in their feed. Trust me.

Leo

Uranus is playing games with your relationships this week, Leo, so be sure to check yourself before you wreck yourself with your significant other. Accidentally saying stupid shit, purposely saying stupid shit, and a whole range of other fight-starters are on the table while Uranus tangles with the Sun in your house of partnerships. (Please don’t mention any of that in your inevitable apology text.)

Virgo

This week you will be faced with the age-old question: do I finish my work, or procrastinate just a little bit longer? Thanks to Uranus in your house of not giving a f*ck, the temptation to turn off Slack and turn on Real Housewives will be great. Honestly you might as well just call out sick now.

Libra

Stunting on Zoom? Don’t mind if you do. This week you’ll be feeling the urge to indulge your glam side, whether that be at an outdoor brunch with pals or a Zoom happy hour. If all else fails, bust out your favorite looks from back in the days when you actually went places and post ‘em on the ‘gram. Weren’t you just saying you needed a reason to use your ring light again?

Scorpio

Trouble in paradise, Scorpio? This week pesky Uranus is bringing trouble to your domestic realm, meaning if you don’t play your cards right there could be a house meeting in your future. And we all know nobody wants that. Try to exercise patience at home until Uranus is done trying to ruin your life. Better luck next time, ass planet!

Sagittarius

If you find yourself feeling a little more “you” this week, thank the Leo full moon, which is helping you feel empowered and ready to take on the world. Are we still saying “girlboss”? Because if so, that. Now is the perfect time to go even deeper with your visions for the future, even if that means becoming one of those people who keeps a dream journal. You know you want to.

Capricorn

Your usually budget-conscious self may want to throw caution to the wind this week thanks to a little nudge from shopaholic Uranus, so do your best not to buy up everything in sight. And maybe just go ahead and set up your laptop to block all late night Amazon purchases for the next week or so. That’s when you’re likely to do the most damage.

Aquarius

You’ve been grooving along with the sun in your sign for a week now, but now Debbie Downer Uranus is here to crash your party. This week you may encounter a friend, relative, or just like, random person on the street who wants to use you as an emotional dumping ground. Do your best to limit these vent sessions to fifteen minutes or less. Unless we’re talking about the random person on the street, in which case feel free to walk away.

Pisces

Drama is coming straight for your social sector, making you want to run and hide. Avoidance is all well and good, but there are only so many episodes of House Hunters you can watch before you go fully dead inside, and there are only so many texts you can leave unanswered before someone calls the police. Face your issues now so they don’t get worse down the line.

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Is it any surprise that we’re entering Aquarius season just as we’re inaugurating a new President? And people try to say astrology isn’t real. This progressive, innovative season is the perfect time for you to take on big ideas, challenge your thinking, and get involved in something you care about. Not sure if you’ve heard, but there’s kind of a lot going on right now. Pick something and dig in!

Aries

Your genius is on display this week as Aquarius season takes hold, and nothing is too crazy for you to throw it out in a brainstorm. Did Steve Jobs invent the iPod by holding back? This is the week to trust your instincts, and follow your brilliant brain wherever it leads. Even if it’s just to a Wikipedia page on serial killers (again).

Taurus

The only place to go is up, Taurus! The move into Aquarius has you fully awaking from your holiday-food-induced slumber and you are ready to take on the new year! Use the momentum Aquarius season brings to push through the daily slog of work so you can actually get to the fun parts. Like giving your two weeks’ notice to start your dream job.

Gemini

You’re an air sign…Aquarius is an air sign…can I make it any more obvious? Now is a time of expansion for you, Gemini. Lean into your airy qualities. Where the wind goes, you follow. Now your free-spirited nature is at its absolute peak, so go out there and have a little fun. Geminis already have a rep for being crazy. Might as well earn it.

Cancer

Aquarius season has you pulled in two different directions, especially when it comes to relationships. Lucky you. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself exploring the answers to age-old questions like, “Do I want to be single forever, or married tomorrow?” or, “Should I sleep with my downstairs neighbor because quarantine?” and of course, “Do I like him, or is he just tall?”

Leo

Aquarius season will be felt particularly hard for you this year, Leo, so get ready. Now is the perfect time to really shore up who is part of your inner crew, and who needs to be moved off of Close Friends. You’re going to be making major strides toward your future self, and there’s no room for stragglers or hangers-on. (And yes this does include literally all of your exes.)

Virgo

Aquarius has you extra motivated on your own health and wellness routines, and may be even opening your mind to more new age remedies. Not saying you should opt for local honey over the COVID vaccine, but there’s no harm in lighting some incense, grabbing a crystal, and seeing how that makes you feel.

Libra

Cupid is visiting your sign a little bit early thanks to matchmaker Aquarius, so get ready for a major love life upgrade. The bad news? Any negative feelings you’ve had about your current romantic situation will become impossible to ignore. The good news? All the time you spent texting that person you were only so-so on can now be focused on finding The One. Or at least, someone with a better sexting vibe.

Scorpio

Aquarius season has you embracing hygge energy, so don’t be surprised if you feel the sudden urge to look up crock pot recipes and beginner knitting videos on Pinterest. Embrace your inner 1950s housewife by tackling some home projects, cooking projects, or anything else that would make your home ec teacher proud. Just make sure whoever you live with knows this sh*t is only temporary.

Sagittarius

Aquarius season has your intuition on high alert, so don’t ignore any gut feelings or bad vibes that cross your path. Airy Aquarius is allowing you to open your mind, step back, and see the big picture. And guess what? Some things look different when you’re not up close. Like that haircut you gave your roommate in quarantine. Yikes.

Capricorn

Classic Capricorn. This Aquarius season, your mind is on your money and your money’s on your mind, meaning it’s time to pull back on some of that birthday month spending. That laser facial will have to wait until next year, I’m afraid. If you haven’t already, now is the perfect time to set some financial goals for 2021, and take a good hard look at your budget for the past few months. Who knew one person could spend that much on La Croix?

Aquarius

Welcome to your season, darling! The post-holiday haze as officially lifted and you are ready to embrace all things you! For your birthday month this year, the universe got you the extra gift of Mercury, Jupiter, and Saturn all also teaming up in your sign. This means now is a major opportunity to reinvent yourself and rebrand as whoever you want to be. Just don’t actually tell people you’re “rebranding.” It’s a bad look.

Pisces

With the Sun’s spotlight on your neighbor Aquarius, now is the time to go deep. What are you hanging onto that cannot remain for one second longer in 2021? It’s never too late to drop something that’s not serving you, and Aquarius is bringing you the clarity of mind to finally see what’s necessary, and what has to go. Now go apply this influence to your closet…

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Weapons down, everyone! After six long months, Mars (the planet of war and being an asshole) has finally left fiery Aries and entered Taurus (the sign of chilling the f*ck out for a sec). If you’ve been experiencing nonstop conflict for the past half a year, first of all, same. Second of all, we’re excited to report you should see that start winding down. Unless of course you’re one of those people who starts drama all the time for no reason because you like feeling like the star of your own reality show. *cough* Leo *cough*.

Aries

With Mars in your sign these past six months, it’s no wonder you’ve felt like there was a fire under your ass, and not in a good way. Now that your ruling planet has moved into the significantly chiller Taurus, you’ll finally be able to relax for long enough to actually take a look at your life. Pro tip: that means doing your 2021 budget like… ASAP.

Taurus

Here’s one sign that’s ready to kick 2021 into high gear! With Mars blazing into your sign, you’re blazing into everyone’s inbox with an itemized list of exactly how to maximize quarterly profits this year, or something. Mars is giving you the perfect burst of energy you need to get this year started off right, so don’t waste it on something meaningless like learning how to do all the hairstyles from Bridgerton on YouTube. There will be plenty time for that during your mid-winter depression.

Gemini

Set your phone to Do Not Disturb and your vibe to chill as Mars stops blowing up your communication center with signals for the first time in six months, giving you some much needed spiritual peace and quiet. With Mars in Taurus, you may find yourself craving more “me” time, so don’t go committing yourself to your cousin’s next Zoom happy hour just yet. The last one was like, five hours long…

Cancer

Delegating tasks at work? You? And they said it couldn’t be done! With Mars out of your 10th house of self-motivation and in your 11th house of teamwork, you may find yourself feeling a bit more warm toward your coworkers—even the new guy who has bad vibes on Zoom. Now is the time to practice your coworking skills (before you inevitably get frustrated and agree to do it all yourself anyway).

Leo

If you’ve been feeling distracted these past few months, now is the time to finally hunker down. With Mars in Taurus, you finally have the ability to actually finish the things you start, instead of getting really excited with them for like, five seconds and then giving up. Maybe kick things off by getting to under 1,000 unread emails in your inbox?

Virgo

You’ve got Mars in Taurus to thank for your sudden urge to make like an influencer and take an ill-advised trip to Tulum. Try channeling some of this wanderlust into planning the most epic vacation possible for *after* the vaccine has been properly distributed across the globe. Incredible beach selfies aren’t worth spreading viral plague, no matter what the Love Island cast members you follow may tell you.

Libra

Time to leave 2020’s bullsh*t in the past, starting with relationship bullsh*t. With Mars in Taurus, you’re finally ready to take the plunge into a more committed relationship. You may find yourself wanting to go deeper with a relationship you’ve been on the fence with, or to take a chance on a new relationship with someone you hadn’t thought of before. Like the one cute guy from your freshman dorm who isn’t totally bald with kids now.

Scorpio

Time to get your priorities straight, Scorpio, because with Mars in Taurus you are in danger of falling hard and fast for the wrong person. Again. Remind yourself of your deal breakers (showers, no criminal record, doesn’t lie about their height on dating apps), and please remember to always share your location with a friend before going with a stranger to a second location.

Sagittarius

With red planet Mars in fire sign Aries, you’ve been the literal reincarnation of the fire emoji these past few months. Now it’s time to cool it way, way down. How are your self-care rituals these days, archer? Non-existent? Time to fix that. With Mars in grounded Taurus, you’ll be feeling the need to release your inner earth mother with grounding rituals around health, wellness, and self-care. TL;DR: you’re gonna wanna buy some incense.

Capricorn

While Mars leaving Aries means slowing down for the other signs, you’re speeding up! With Mars in Taurus, your house of fame and glamour, the next month will be anything but slow for you. Keep an eye out for interesting and unexpected opportunities that come your way during this time. Oh, and make sure to get your selfie smile ready. You never know when you might run into a fan.

Aquarius

Mars in Aries has had you low-key freaking out for the past six months, but now Mars in Taurus is here to pass you a blunt and tell you to chill. With the red planet now in your house of domesticity and grounding, you will not only want to spend every weekend on your couch ignoring emails and watching old Gossip Girl episodes, but it’ll basically be a legal requirement. It’s in the stars, after all!

Pisces

If you’ve felt stuck in a bit of a rut these past few months, Mars in Taurus is here to give your vibe a refresh. This is your house of action and group work, so now is the perfect time to share whatever you’re stuck on with a trusted collaborator, giving you fresh eyes to jumpstart your next project. As you already know, sometimes all a text needs is a once-over from a friend before it’s ready to be sent off to destroy an ex’s whole life.

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We’ve got our a big lunar eclipse in Gemini this week, so get ready to see both sides of every story. Hidden information will come to the forefront, shaking up your perspective and leaving you open to new ideas and possibilities. In short, your favorite true crime show is about to get very, very interesting.

Aries

Competitive? You? Only a little. This week, be sure your competitive nature doesn’t scare away a potential future collaborator. Kinda hard to expand your professional network if you’re kneecapping anyone who gets your boss to laugh on Zoom. It’s just not a good look.

Taurus

The Gemini eclipse is bringing you some much needed grounding this week, Taurus, just in time to wind down 2020. It’s time to take stock of all the things you’ve learned this year. Even if it’s just how many days you can wear a pair of joggers before they start to smell.

Gemini

A lunar eclipse?!? In your own sign?!? Shit is about to get lit. This week all eyes are on Gemini. Your posts are poppin’, your tweets are going viral, and your inbox is filled to the brim with DMs. It’s almost as good as being able to go out to the bars in a hot outfit again. Almost.

Cancer

The year is winding down, and lucky for you the lunar eclipse in Gemini is putting you in the perfect mood to close the book on 2020. Not that anyone is eager for it to stick around. Whatever loose ends are left between this holiday and the next, get on top of them now so come the end of the month you can focus on sending 2020 off the right way (completely blackout in your apartment with the only people you’ve seen since March.)

Leo

You’ll find yourself uniquely situated heading into second lockdown as the lunar eclipse lights up your house of technology and teamwork. Can somebody say “Zoom happy hour?” Now that you’ve done virtual Thanksgiving, maintaining the rest of your social life virtually should be a breeze.

Virgo

All that work you’ve been doing since before we’d ever heard the words ‘COVID-19’ finally comes to fruition this week, but perhaps in a way that is different than what you expected. Be sure to celebrate your accomplishments with a large glass of wine. Or two.

Libra

Just because we’re all going back inside doesn’t mean you can’t still expand your horizons. Ever heard of a thing called the internet? You’re using it right now. With the moon in Gemini, your mind is open, making now the perfect time to sign up for an online class, take on a new project, or just like, actually finish a book. There are probably still a few from high school you never quite got around to.

Scorpio

Cuffing season has officially come for you. With the moon eclipsing in your house of relationships, there’s basically no way you come out of this week without declaring your love for someone or something. Just in time to have to spend your money on an expensive gift!

Sagittarius

You are making it official this week, archer. The lunar eclipse is giving you the push you need to lock it down in both your personal and professional life, so the only question is which will you choose? Or better yet, can you do both without freaking out, self-sabotaging, and ending up with neither? (Hint: the answer is yes.)

Capricorn

Well hello Marie Kondo! This week’s lunar eclipse is bringing efficiency back into your life, and some order back to your bedroom closet. Take advantage of this celestial worker bee mode to do all the boring sh*t adults do, like sealing your windows for winter or cleaning your oven. Then get sad that you’re the adult who has to do all this boring sh*t now.

Aquarius

The holiday spirit is hitting you hard this week as the lunar eclipse gets you feeling festive as f*ck. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or you just really like winter sh*t, get ready to go all in on holiday tunes, twinkling lights, and a 60-80% increase in your cookie intake. Happy holidays!

Pisces

A quarantine within a quarantine? And they said it couldn’t be done. You’re keeping it even lower key than usual this week, meaning you might want to tell your friends that if they don’t hear from you for the next week not to freak out. Especially if you’ve all been watching The Undoing.

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