Chic usually isn’t a requirement when shopping for a new water bottle, but when you find one that’s this pretty, why not? Arcona’s ARC water bottle with time marker is such a vibe that it’s Instagram-worthy. Tall, made of glass, with time markers included.
This bottle features a sleek and minimalist design that’s sure to turn heads wherever you take it. Made from high-quality glass, it’s the ideal drinking partner for anyone who’s all about aesthetics and needs a little nudge about sipping on water. And with its durable construction and leak-proof lid, you can trust that this water bottle will be your trusty companion for years to come.
But it’s not just a pretty face. This water bottle also features time markers to help you stay on track with your hydration goals throughout the day. With its generous 32-ounce capacity (that’s like four regular-sized water bottles, people!) you can stay hydrated for longer without having to refill constantly.
And let’s not forget how convenient it is to carry around. It’s lightweight enough that you can toss it in your bag and take it with you everywhere you go, whether it’s to the gym, the office, or running errands.
But the real magic of this water bottle is how it makes staying hydrated a breeze. With its time markers, you’ll never have to wonder if you’ve had enough water throughout the day. Plus, there’s a reminder to go ahead and refill it once you’re down to the last drop.
Whether you’re someone who already loves to drink water or you’re really making it your goal to stay more hydrated, the ARC bottle is a must-have for either case. Don’t be thirsty.
Shop It: Arcona ARC Water Bottle With Time Marker, $20, Amazon
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One thing about me is that there isn’t much that can get between me and my Stanley. I can pinpoint the exact moment I learned about them: My sister ordered one after getting served an Instagram ad (naturally) and because we’ve been silently competing our entire lives, I needed one too. Ever since, they’ve been all over my FYP and in the hands of pretty much every millennial (and Gen Z-er for that matter) that I run into.
Honestly, this water bottle has been there for me through thick and thin—from the mornings when I’ve woken up with a hangover and my mouth is drier than the Sahara Desert, to essentially being a full-on self defense tool when I’m walking somewhere alone. (I’m convinced that when it’s full it’s comparable to a 10lbs. dumbbell). It’s basically an emotional support water bottle at this point.
I know what you’re probably thinking “it’s just a f*cking cup, it’s not a big deal.” But what you might not understand is that I’ve literally tried every water bottle known to man because somehow every January I find myself making the same New Year’s resolution to drink more water. And, when I say nothing compares to this tumbler, I mean it. It’s truly elite with it’s easy-to-hold handle (even though I’d like to think I’m strong, I don’t have the grip of a NBA player), to being the size to fit into a cup holder, and it’s ability to keep things as hot and cold as one of Katy Perry’s first radio hits.
And because I’m a millennial, I tend to collect things. So when I found out the promise land Target was dropping some new exclusive colors obviously, I needed to get my hands on one. Because above all else, there’s one rule I live by and it’s this: if I love it, I’ll buy it in every color.
Similarly to the way Kylie Lip Kits sold out circa 2015, I wouldn’t sleep on these if you actually want one. Considering that any viral TikTok makeup trend will literally clean Sephora of any and all products, I have a feeling the same logic will apply here.
And while these exclusive colorways will run you $5 more than the standard 40oz Stainless Steel H2.0 FlowState Quencher Tumbler, I would still consider them worth it. I bought my first Stanley over 2 years ago and even though I literally take it everywhere (see above about it being an emotional support water bottle) it looks like a bought it yesterday and mine is WHITE. Like, if anything is going to show dirt or any bang ups, it’s going to be a white one. Not to mention, the colors that are now available are giving me a total serotonin boost.
I just bought the Citron Tie-Dye and it’s become my entire personality. And considering spring is right around the corner, it’s time we lightened up a little—and my fave colors do just that.
Ocean Tie-Dye That Makes Me Happier Than Any Medication Could
Is it a coincidence that the blue tie-dye compliments my Zoloft perfectly? Probably, but it makes taking my daily medication less of a chore.
Shop it: Stanley 40oz Stainless Steel H2.0 FlowState Quencher Tumbler, $45, Target
This Citron Green Literally Reminds Me Of a Margarita
There may or may not be tequila instead of water in my tumbler, but this is a no judgement zone so who cares.
Shop it: Stanley 40oz Stainless Steel H2.0 FlowState Quencher Tumbler, $45, Target
Peach Tie-Dye That Will Help Me Fit In At Coachella
If I don’t bring a tie-dye Stanley cup to stay hydrated at a 3 day music festival, did I even really go?
Shop it: Stanley 40oz Stainless Steel H2.0 FlowState Quencher Tumbler, $45, Target
If you don’t know who Andy King is, then congratulations on your rich and full social life. For those of us who stayed at home binging the Fyre Festival documentaries like normal people, Andy King is a hero, a visionary, the loyal friend 2019 deserves. He is, in other words, the guy who was willing to suck d*ck for water bottles, when asked to do so by longtime friend and Fyre Festival organizer Billy McFarland. (I feel like people gloss over the fact that Billy asked him too way too much, by the way—let’s all remember that King didn’t come up with this sh*t.) Anyway, King obviously became an internet sensation, with many memes invoking his willingness to do literally whatever it took to get the Fyre Festival attendees their water.
How every girl looks at Colton during the rose ceremony #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/HDcU2G2nDc
— The Betchelor Podcast???? (@betchelorpod) January 29, 2019
We shared the memes, we laughed at the memes, we pondered what our own minimum threshold is to suck a d*ck, but the question remained: what did Andy King think of his overnight stardom? Well, now we finally have our new meme star’s response. In a video interview with Netflix, Andy King talks about his newfound fame, what it’s like to see himself in memes, and how you can help support Fyre Festival victims.
While I strongly recommend that you watch the whole video, here are some highlights. King kicks things off by announcing that he’d rather not be known as “the Blowjob King.” Fair! Given the option, I think we would all prefer to not have that nickname. Obviously, some of us deal with that preference by not announcing our willingness to bribe government officials by performing sexual acts on camera, but that’s neither here nor there. We also learn that King has never been on social media before this, which is truly shocking. Did he even watch the Fyre Festival ads that were going around before he got on board? Or did Billy burn him DVD copies to watch at home? Knowing Billy, I feel like he probably just showed him footage from last year’s Coachella and promised him it would be the exact same thing, only bigger and better.
Anyway, King doesn’t know what “trending” means, or how to pronounce “meme,” but knows that he is both of those things. And he would like to use that newfound power to direct your attention to the GoFundMe for unpaid Fyre Festival workers. Consider donating, but also consider just how apt it is that 2019’s first hero is a guy who was willing to suck d*ck to save good people from getting hurt by his rich asshole friend’s terrible idea (yet not willing to insist his decades-younger friend pull the plug on said festival when it got to the point of sucking d*ck for water). Andy King is what we need in 2019, a year in which crazy has boiled over everywhere we look: we need someone willing to act when things gets very, very messy.
Images: realandyking / Instagram; Netflix
