Walmart Is In Trouble For Selling A Cocaine Sweater

By now, it’s become a time-honored tradition for stores and online retailers to make problematic clothing pieces, only to be called out  and have to publicly apologize. It happened to H&M when they put a black boy in a sweatshirt that said “coolest monkey in the jungle.”  Nike got in trouble for releasing a “Boston Massacre” shirt the same year as the Boston Marathon bombing. And American Eagle had to backtrack after people pointed out that one of their bracelets looked a little too much like shackles used to hold slaves. So many f*ckups, so little time.

Today, it’s Walmart’s turn in the hot seat. The retail giant issued an apology for a holiday sweater that was sold through the Canadian version of their Marketplace, where third-party vendors can sell their products. The sweater says “Let it Snow,” and features a snowman in front of a table that clearly features lines of… a substance. And in case there was any doubt about what was depicted, here’s the description that went along with the sweater: “We all know how snow works. It’s white, powdery and the best snow comes straight from South America. That’s bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole. That’s why Santa really likes to savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality, grade A, Colombian snow.” LMAO.

Honestly, I think the sweater is kinda funny, and it’s not nearly as offensive as some of the other things retailers have sold. But it’s not exactly on-brand for Walmart’s family image, and and it’s obviously it’s not a great look for them to let third-party sellers put things like this on their site. The Walmart Marketplace, which is similar to Amazon, has clearly come with its difficulties. This isn’t the first time that Walmart has issued an apology for a product that made its way onto their site. Two years ago, they got in trouble for a hat on their site, the color of which was named after a racial slur. Yikes yikes yikes.

The holiday shopping season is just picking up, and companies with marketplaces like this should probably be on high alert for problematic items, because people suck. Just last week, Amazon got dragged for selling Christmas ornaments and a bottle opener that featured images of Auschwitz. Like, the concentration camp. I don’t know who even thought to make these products in the first place, but obviously Amazon needs to have some more strict guidelines in place.

While most of the products on Walmart’s site aren’t problematic like these, there are definitely some questionable offerings. I went straight to the men’s graphic tee section of the website, and I was not disappointed. I mean, I was disappointed that people still wear this sh*t, but at least I found plenty of stuff to roast.

For exhibit A, let’s look at this take on the classic American flag tee. But rather than just a classic ~America~ vibe, whoever made this decided to sh*t on Colin Kaepernick and everyone else who has kneeled for the national anthem. Honestly, this shirt basically just means “All Lives Matter,” but with a fun disguise that you really just care about the fallen troops. We probably all have an uncle who would wear this.

 

Aside from the icky alt-right vibes, there are also a LOT of shirts dedicated to being obsessed with video games. I kind of thought we had outgrown this as a society, but apparently all the dudes who still love video games have just been hiding in their parents’ basements, so I didn’t realize they still existed. Maybe you can buy this shirt for your older brother who doesn’t have much direction in his life.

But my absolute (least) favorite shirt on the Walmart Marketplace has to be this one, dedicated to telling your dad that he’s a superhero to you. Cute sentiment, but the shirt is going to give me f*cking nightmares. Honestly, the word “daddy” has kind of been ruined at this point, so it’s hard for me to look at this and not just think about a hookup horror story. But hey, if you’re still looking for a Christmas present for your dad, go off sis.

The real crime with this shirt is all the competing fonts and the redundant clip-art.

What did you think of the cocaine sweater? I didn’t hate it, but it definitely seems like companies like Walmart and Target need to be a little (or a lot) more careful about the restrictions on their third-party sellers. But like, does anyone know where I can still buy the sweater?

Images: Shutterstock; Walmart (4); AuschwitzMuseum / Twitter

5 Black Friday Deals That Are Total Scams

It’s Black Friday, and whether you’re at work, lounging in your pajamas and scouring the internet, or braving the stores like a psychopath, there’s one thing on everyone’s mind: shopping. More specifically, saving money. Okay, so I guess that’s two things. Regardless, we’re all shopping (don’t deny it), and we’re all looking to save money. It can be easy to fall for the flashy 50% Off! Deal! Look Over Here! banners and buy a $70 lingerie set from Nordstrom Rack when you’re single af things you don’t need, because it’s on sale and it’s too good to pass up, right? Wrong. I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but buying things you don’t need just because they’re “on sale” doesn’t actually save you money—you’re just spending money you would not have spent otherwise. Or so my mother tells me. And, to put it bluntly, some Black Friday “deals” are total scams. So how can you tell what’s legit, and what you should actually bust out your credit card for? Well, if you’re like me, you turn to Reddit to crowdsource all your advice, including info about Black Friday scams. (And they say quality journalism is dead.) As I am writing this article, that’s exactly what I did—I consulted Reddit for what not to buy on Black Friday. Please note, these are the personal opinions of the Reddit users and have not been verified by me, because I am not a professional fact-checker and this shit varies wildly, I’m sure.

1. TVs

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That’s right, the number one thing people think they’re getting a good deal on during Black Friday is actually a total scam. Not worth getting curb-stomped over when you think about it this way, is it? Plus, who buys televisions anymore? Get on Netflix. It’s 2017.

2. Electronics

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Okay, so these may not be a scam, but still, it’s important not to have Black Friday tunnel vision (says the girl who bought two bras online today).

3. Tablets

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I’m beginning to see a theme emerging here… don’t buy electronics today.

4. Knives

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Who is camping out on Black Friday for the knives? I want names. Still good advice, though. But also… how does this person know so much about knives? Should I call the police?

5. Pretty Much Anything You Have Your Eye On

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I don’t need this type of negativity in my life. Fuck outta here.

Images: Rawpixel.com / Unsplash; Reddit (5)