Vanderpump Rules

Hello, friends.

I never thought I’d say this—truly, never thought I’d say this—but thank god for Vanderpump Rules.

Well, I might perish from the coronavirus any day now, but still, I continue to write these recaps. (That's a lie, I don't even have a cold.) But if I do have to go into self-imposed quarantine, I guess that will give me much more time to write about our favorite band of servers!

If you're keeping up with Vanderpump Rules this season, you'll know that we're still stuck in the never-ending barrage of Brittany and Jax wedding content, but the real drama is going down outside of the show.

This is basically a Sandoval and Ariana fan account at this point (until they do something I don’t like, at which point I will wonder how I could ever stand them).

We’re only on week 8 of Vanderpump Rules, and I don’t know about you guys, but I think I’ve aged approximately 75 years.

Scheana Shay gets kind of a bad rap on Vanderpump Rules, even though people like to conveniently forget that she is the reason this show exists in the first place. (They need to put some respect on her name.) I recently rewatched all of VPR in preparation for the new season, and let me say, I really miss when Scheana had a personality and self-confidence that wasn't based on everyone else's approval of her.