Vanderpump Rules fans, the wait is over. We know when season 6 is coming, and it’s sooner than you think. I swear, somebody at Bravo must read my articles, because right after I lamented how nobody knew when TF Vanderpump Rules season 6 was happening, Bravo comes out with a nice little press release telling us everything we need to know about the new season. (I know, I’m very cool.) That, or this is just a coincidence and Bravo’s PR team doesn’t revolve around my whims/conspiracy theories. IDK, going with the former explanation for now. Grab the popcorn and the Pumptini, because it’s going to be lit.
world will resume turning new season of VPR will air on Monday, December 4th at 9pm. According to the press release, this season Lisa does, in fact, try to open up another restaurant with Sandoval and Schwartz, but reportedly “butts heads with them every step of the way.” No shit, when you’re an experienced restauranteur who has to answer to an unemployed model and an overly dramatic bartender, I can see why you’d disagree. Scheana also “finds herself at the center of SUR gossip when rumors about her new relationship begin to swirl.” I swear, if someone starts a rumor that Scheana is dating a married man, I will shit.
Ariana and Tom get in a fight (supposedly “one of the biggest fights of their relationship”—does nobody remember the time he stranded her on the anniversary of her dad’s death to drive a bulldozer?), and Lala convinces Lisa to hire her back at SUR one more time. We also already know that Stassi and Patrick get back together and break up, and I for one cannot wait to see the freakout we all saw on Stassi’s IG story play out on camera. Finally, Kristen does what she does best and tries to break up Jax and Brittany. But y tho, Kristen? You never even dated Jax. Also, aren’t you supposedly happily in love with Carter? Something does not add up here.
But don’t take my word for all this. Here’s the full trailer. Soak up its awesomeness.
If you can’t wait that long for your VPR fix (same), this year Bravo has a treat for us. On Monday, November 27th at 10pm (still way too far away for my liking), they’re airing a half-hour special called Vanderpump Rules How They Got Here. It will basically be like every retrospective episode you’ve seen on any sitcom, when they have to fill a time slot but don’t have a real episode out because the writers are on hiatus. (*Angrily glares at every Friends holiday episode*) I’m not mad about it, though, and will obviously be serving fried goat cheese balls at my viewing party.
Obviously, I’m stoked. We finally have a date for Vanderpump Rules, which means I have finally found my will to live. At least until December 4th. After that, who knows.