Is Khloé Kardashian’s New Show Shade At Tristan?

Thankfully, Keeping Up With The Kardashians came back last week, but Khloé Kardashian is already turning her attention toward another new TV project. On Wednesday, it was announced that she’s producing a new true crime TV series called Twisted Love, that will focus on “what happens when love and affection spiral into a twisted web of extreme obsession and jealousy.” While this sounds like an appropriate description for the newest season of KUWTK, the show will not focus on the Kardashians themselves. Bummer!

The show will air next year on Investigation Discovery (whatever that is), and it’s actually Khloé’s second time producing a show for the network. Last year, she produced Twisted Sisters, which told true stories of crimes committed by pairs of sisters. Wow, hearing about both of these shows, I just can’t imagine where Khloé gets her inspiration. No twisted sisters and/or love in this family,

Khloé’s new show most likely won’t premiere until 2020, probably so they have enough time to add an episode about the meltdown between her and Tristan Thompson. On her Instagram story, Khloé acknowledged that the title of her show seems like it might be sending a message. “My TV show titles are very ironic LOL. These titles and TV shows have been in the works for years.” Yeah okay, I’m not going to pretend to know exactly how TV production works, but I feel like this could be a bullsh*t explanation. Whatever, it’s funny either way.

Aside from the hilarious irony of the subject matter, I’m excited for Khloé that she has a new project in the works, because she’s had a stressful year. The initial Tristan cheating scandal happened exactly one year ago, right before Khloé gave birth to her daughter, True. Obviously I don’t need to tell you this, but the last couple months have been even crazier, with Tristan’s um, late night hangout with Jordyn Woods, and Khloé and Tristan’s final breakup.

Time moves fast in the Kardashian-verse. I mean, just look how far we’ve come from six weeks ago. Jordyn Woods was appearing on Red Table Talks, and Khloé was damn near having a meltdown on Twitter.

Initially, Khloé really had it out for Jordyn, but she subsequently changed her tune. I’m not saying she started blaming Tristan because of the internet backlash, but we also wrote v good article about how it’s as much Tristan’s fault as it is Jordyn’s (maybe more). Khloé tweeted about Tristan’s role in the whole situation, and since then, she’s pretty much stayed quiet about what’s going on in her personal life, which is probably for the best.

We don’t really know where Khloé’s at right now with her whole relationship situation, but maybe this new show is a way to channel some of her frustrations with Tristan into something productive. Who knows if this show will be any good, but I’ll watch basically anything that has to do with true crime, so I’ll probably be tuning in whenever Twisted Love premieres. It has to be better than Revenge Body or Kocktails With Khloé, right?

Images: @khloekardashian / Twitter (2); @khloekardashian / Instagram

The Best Memes About The Jordyn Woods & Tristan Thompson Drama

Last night, we were all shocked beyond belief at the news of Jordyn Woods allegedly hooking up with Tristan Thompson. Could the betrayal be any more extreme? Has girl code ever been violated in a worse way? Probably not. Reportedly, Tristan was in LA to spend Valentine’s Day with Khloé, but then he spent Sunday night making out with Jordyn at a house party. Really, the part about Tristan cheating isn’t shocking, considering he couldn’t even keep it in his pants days before Khloé had his baby. Now, rumor has it that Khloé broke up with Tristan, and we can only assume that Jordyn isn’t really welcome to live at Kylie’s house anymore. I get annoyed when my friends stay with me for a long weekend, so even without the cheating, it’s past time for her to go.

We’re still eagerly waiting for more details on Jordyn Woods’ impending funeral, but they’ll probably make us wait six months to get any actual information on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. While we wait, at least the situation has provided some prime opportunities for comedy. The internet has been on fire yesterday and today, so everyone really deserves a round of applause for their great work. Here are some of our favorite Jordyn and Tristan memes.

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she needs to get far away from Calabasas

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I won’t lie, I made this one. But honestly, Jordyn’s number one concern right now should be going into hiding. Kris can be pretty ruthless, so Jordyn should definitely be careful about going out in public. Should we check on her to make sure she’s ok?

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Kylie Jenner’s New BFF coming to E! next year

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This is Kylie’s Paris Hilton moment. I really need them to make a spin-off show to find her a new BFF, and I need to figure out how to get on that show. If this isn’t my ticket to fame, I don’t know what is. Kylie needs someone to take photos with that she’ll look hotter than, and I’m more than happy to fill that role.

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If you’ve ever wanted a dirt cheap lip kit, now might be the time to strike. I love a good promo code, and “betrayal” fits the situation perfectly.

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This is a case for the FBI ??‍♀️ @bryanrussellsmith

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The devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. The new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is about to start, and they had started releasing trailers earlier this week. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if some of this sh*t was orchestrated on purpose. Only time will tell.

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HOW COULD SHE RISK THAT LIP KIT MONEY?!! #yawerebasic #jordynwoods #kyliejenner

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I love a good crossover moment, and Fyre Festival humor will never get old. Honestly, I would rather be stranded on an island in the Bahamas with no water than be Jordyn Woods right now.

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Jordyn Woods is working 24 hours a day hiding from the Kardashians.

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Normally I hate being at work, but I’d rather work a 24-hour shift than be in Jordyn’s position right now. I’m really just grateful that this situation has given me plenty to talk about with my coworkers today.

Everyone immediately latched onto Khloé’s comment on Jordyn’s most recent Instagram post: “baby girl.” There are literally thousands of responses to this comment now, but my personal favorite is perhaps the cutting joke above, which initially appeared as a reply to Khloé’s initial comment.

Me to my boss: I’m sorry I can’t do any work today, I’ve got to follow this Jordyn/Tristan situation closely.

— Betches (@betchesluvthis) February 20, 2019

I’m not even exaggerating in the slightest when I care about this scandal more than I have ever cared about my paying, full-time job.

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“I can’t come into work today because I’m sick (of Tristan Thompson’s shit)” #kuwtk #khloekardashian #betches

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To sum this all up, literally what the f*ck.

These Jordyn and Tristan memes have been getting me through the day, and all I want is more information so I can continue to talk about it and look at more memes. This is the most exciting cultural moment that I’ve been a part of since the dueling Fyre Festival documentaries and Kylie Jenner’s surprise pregnancy. And the great part is, the mess is just beginning. Tristan Thompson reportedly “doesn’t care” that his relationship with Khloé Kardashian is over, according to sources who spoke to UsWeekly. Apparently, “He honestly doesn’t really care and was over it. He was never trying to win Khloé back.” F*cking ouch. The only thing that hurts worse than a breakup is finding out that your ex who completely screwed you over never really gave a sh*t about you to begin with. Good thing he decided to bring a child into this world with Khloé anyway! At this point, Khloé just needs to throw the whole man away and start over.

Meanwhile, the Kardashians are writing Jordyn off, according to E! sources, who are probably just Kris Jenner in a trench coat. I’m sure this mess will (thankfully) continue to develop, and I’ll be watching (and meming) closely.

Images: @dylanhafer, @taterth0tz, @betches, @whenshappyhr, @superficialtech, @lexniko, @colinjade, @hannahmlplanet / Instagram; betchesluvthis / Twitter