The Betches are always looking out for you, because we’re such a good friend. And speaking of good friends, we have collaborated again with Just Fab on an exclusive collection of T-shirts you’ll be wearing all summer. As we’ve learned from Taylor Swift songs, all you have to do to be considered a chill girl is wear T-shirts sometimes. Like, you can hold a grudge for years that nobody cares about anymore or write revenge songs about the guy you dated for one week until the end of time and still be like, super relatable. We don’t totally disagree. Much like you can’t have a great hair day without sometimes having just a good hair day, you need contrast in your closet to offset your high maintenance pieces. Lucky for you, we have T-shirt options for you. For a limited time, hurry to JustFab.com and get your first item for only $9.99 when you join their VIP program. Wow, we can’t believe how nice we are. Click here to join. We wouldn’t sell you T-shirts without giving you a little advice first, so in honor of being a chill girl, here’s what your choice in T-shirt says about you.
1. White T-Shirt
You’re one of your skinniest friends and good for you. Like, the only diet you’ve ever been on is when you quit social media for a week just to see what it would be like. You’re the kind of betch that makes everything look easy, because it is… for you. You can glam up to go out and make the best dressed list, or you can go grocery shopping in yoga pants and flip flops and get checked out in checkout line. You’re also likely to give your friends advice like “don’t worry, you’ll find love when you stop looking” which could be true for you but is deeply unhelpful for everyone else. But it’s okay because people like being around you, so they’ll put up with that character flaw.
Betches x JustFab Champagne Tee
2. T-Shirt With A Cute/Sweet Saying
Your shirt says something about how you’re a morning person or you like eggs or some other generic happy person thought like that. You probably have inspirational quotes on your Instagram non-ironically, and your followers are actually inspired by them, so good for you. You’re secretly high maintenance but you can’t help it that you have high standards. The positive vibes you put out in the world mean most people think you’re sweet despite secretly judging TF out of everyone you meet. Congrats, you’re a stealth bitch.
3. Sleeveless Tank
You probably played soccer growing up and are competitive in nature. Like, low-key a guy can be hot and super into you but you won’t be sure about him until another betch starts flirting with him. You can hold your own drinking with the guys but you’ve also been known to yell angrily about something when you get drunk, though it tends to be more endearing than threatening. You always have your girlfriends’ backs, like a mama bear but obvs a lot skinnier.
4. Sassy/Witty T-Shirt
Your T-shirts basically neg the reader so you don’t have to. The words on your shirt usually say something witty and slightly bitchy, but it’s okay because you were thinking it anyway. You like to keep it real and you get in trouble for your honesty sometimes. You’re the Lisa Vanderpump of your group because you can say anything you want and still be invited back because everyone knows you’re just telling the truth.