If you’re reading this, it’s too late. You’re past the point of pinning shit to your wedding board on Pinterest. In fact, you’re already engaged, ready to marry the man who has seen
you at your worst what you look like without makeup in the morning. Wedding planning consists of blood, sweat, and a fuck ton of ugly crying. The months prior to the big day you sign your life away are full of engagement ring selfies, a concerning amount of penis party favors, and a shit ton of alcohol—girl, you’re going to need it. This is where your main betches come in. Assuming you were considerate of the rest of the group, your husband-to-be received BFF approval, so now these girls are helping you celebrate with an unforgettable bachelorette party in hopes that your marriage lasts more than 72 days.
Whether you’re trying to go crazy in Vegas or soak up the sun in Miami, it’s only mandatory you all match (in case one of you runs off) and look cute as fuck at the pool—with the exception of the bride, she always has to look hotter. Here are the hottest bachelorette swimsuit sets that will turn heads anywhere you go (as if you won’t be causing a scene already):
For The Ride or Die Betchelorette Party
These are for the ladies who take marriage and true friendship vows v seriously. Have the bride show off her hot bod in a fab pink Bride Or Die Swimsuit while the total babe bridesmaids wear matching pink Bridesbabe Swimsuits. Both feature deep necklines and low backs so you’ll all look as exclusive as your friendship. Damn right, until death do you part.
For The Hot Mess Betchelorette Party
You and your crew are the ones to cause a scene on a flight to Vegas, but not even make it there before getting kicked off. The Shop Betches Hot Mess In A Wedding Dress Swimsuit is perfect for a bride who probably gets drunk off of one shot. But don’t worry, her girls in this Malta Caution Bridal Party Slogan Scoop Swimsuit will there to hold her hair back (like always). Use these swimsuits as a fair warning for the innocent patrons who have the misfortune of running into you obnoxious bitches.
For The Team Hitched Betchelorette Party
Every time there was trouble in paradise for the two lovebirds, your best friends were rooting for you both the whole time. They knew it was meant to be, regardless of how many fights you had over which Netflix show to binge. Most of these bridesmaids were probably on an annoying cheerleading team at some point in their lives so have them wear the Missguided Team Bride Swimsuit. Let everyone else know who the real captain is by wearing the Vanilla Beach The Bride One Piece.
For The Baywatch Betchelorette Party
You all may not have a lifeguard certificate and you may not even know what CPR stands for, but when the bride is unhappy in the slightest, you feed her alcohol when she needs it the most. So, that’s basically pretty similar to saving lives, right? The classic Private Party Bachelorette Swimsuit comes in four different colors, and yes, black is one of them. Make sure the bride stands out (obviously) with her own Bride Swimsuit.
For The #SquadGoals Betchelorette Party
This squad is way better than Taylor Swift and her little posse will ever be. You’re basically the spin-off to Sex and the City, which is saying a lot, so I hope to god you all fit these expectations. The soon-to-be-Mrs. should be glittering all day in the metallic gold Bride Swimsuit and have her true soulmates coordinate in the Costa Rica Bride Squad Slogan Swimsuit.
For The Modern Betchelorette Party
This is for the bride who likes to be traditional, but low-key wants to change things up a bit. A blue and white color combo screams summer so these two go hand in hand. Have the woman of the
year hour wear an all white Bride One Piece with a touch of Powder Blue cursive writing. Her bridesmaids will contrast in a matching blue Custom Bridesmaid Script Bikini. Customize the bikini to whatever fun slogan you’d like written across all of your girlfriends’ asses.