single life

Sometimes, being single feels like a 24/7 scarefest—like you’ve been given a free ticket to the most terrifying haunted attraction on earth (where the attraction isn’t even mutual).

Whether you’re quarantine-casual or in it for the long haul, gift giving in a relationship is never an easy feat.

Some events in life are just inherently awkward, like when you say goodbye to someone and end up walking in the same direction, or when your ex is on the bike next to you in spin class.

Sincerest apologies that this list, which usually comes a day or two before the upcoming month, is arriving two weeks late, but I’ve been very busy trying to force the guy I’ve been hooking up with to date me so that I can do something other than shrivel up and die on Valentine’s Day.

Way back when I was ~studying abroad,~ my friends and I tried to organize a trip to Amsterdam.

Back when I suggested writing this story to my editor, I was in week three of a sex cleanse.

"I'm not shocked, just disappointed." – My dad, after I drove my car into the fridge in our garage.