At this point, parents are used to seeing (being conservative here) approximately 837 packages delivered to their doorsteps weekly. In fact, for moms, Amazon shows up so often, you might as well invite them inside to join the neighborhood book club. Not that you can fault parents — with so much laundry, and so little time, that Prime button is harder to resist than talking back to your mother-in-law. (Plus, the mere thought of packing up a stroller to drive to a store is a nightmare. A sleep paralysis demon has nothing on a public toddler tantrum.)
And since opportunities to make your life a little easier seem harder to come by than a successful RHONY: Legacy salary negotiation, when they do pop up, it’s important to grab ’em. Enter: The Amazon baby sale, where dozens of your go-tos are experience major price drops. But considering moms don’t even have a single spare hour to sort through a sale, I’ve rounded the best deals up for you with the sign-off of some of the Moms at Betches HQ. Speaking of time, let’s stop wasting yours and get right to it.
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Pampers Baby Dry Disposable Baby Diapers Starter Kit
First thing’s first, you’re going to need a lot of diapers. Might as well get yourself 2 months worth. Because, let’s be real here, when you become a mom a Target run is likely not on your priority list those first few weeks.
Pampers Baby Dry Disposable Baby Diapers Starter Kit, $131.31, Amazon
Diaper Genie Signature Pail
I know we like to think all baby’s sh*t doesn’t stink, but it does. Like, it really stinks. Thankfully, the Diaper Genie is 15% off, and can easily tuck next to your changing table. So you can toss those dirty diapers in there and move on with your life.
Diaper Genie Signature Pail, $51.29, Amazon
Graco 4Ever 4 in 1 Car Seat
Congrats, you’ve officially become a permanent chauffeur for your child. But considering you’re going to be working for free for the foreseeable future, you should get a carseat that grows along with your baby. This car seat claims to work well for 10 years, so you can use it for multiple kids as you have them. That’s a longer commitment than I made for my gym membership and those things are impossible to cancel.
Graco 4Ever 4 in 1 Car Seat featuring TrueShield Side Impact, $277.49, Amazon
TDONE Stroller Fan Mini Portable Fan
Your kid is about to be cooler than you. Not that you need to be stuffing anything else into your stroller, but this fan the perfect add to your your hot mom walk around the neighborhood and beyond. (Not to mention, it’s currently $10 off).
TDONE Stroller Fan Mini Portable Fan, $25.99, Amazon
Dream On Me Karley Bassinet
If your pets won’t leave your baby TF alone, this bassinet is the answer. The canopy offers a safe haven with breathable mesh sides. Plus, it’s easy to fold and lightweight enough to travel with—hell, even I’d want to nap in this thing.
Dream On Me Karley Bassinet, $59.49, Amazon
Burt’s Bees Baby Burp Cloths
TBH, besides diapers, the one thing I feel like the mom’s in my group chat are running out of are burp cloths. I mean, it’s kind of a one and done thing, right? Like a tissue that goes in the wash. You can never have enough. Plus, it helps to have ones that are cute AF when wiping the spit up from your baby’s face…and honestly, potentially your own face.
Burt’s Bees Baby – 5 Pack of Burp Cloths, $12.99, Amazon
Upward Baby Spoons
These spoons are microwave and dishwasher safe. (Which is music to moms’ ears.) They’re also perfect for when you’re transitioning your baby to solid foods. The one drawback? They won’t prevent your kid from flinging their pureed prunes across the room with them.
Upward Baby Spoons 3 pack, $12.97, Amazon