How To Make A Pumptini For Your ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Premiere Party

If you know literally anything about Vanderpump Rules, you should know how to drink the way our favs drink. I don’t mean screaming, throwing expensive liquor in people’s faces, and blacking out and making out with exes (or do I). I mean being classy and shit—v important in betch and Vanderpump world.

In addition to being one of Lisa’s supposed served and loved cocktails (no fucking way did she make this up—she must’ve paid a servant bartender to do it for her), it’s also a fav of our homegirl, JLaw. So cheers and bottoms up for this uber festive pink drink, the Pumptini. Serve it up during your classy holiday parties and tonight’s season 6 premiere, bitches.


· 3 raspberries

· ¾ ounce of simple syrup

· 2 ounces of Vanderpump Vodka or like something equally good

· ¾ ounce of Pavan liqueur—literally liquor made from Muscat grapes and orange blossoms, so it’s v important and delish

· ¾ ounce of grapefruit juice

· ¾ ounce of lime juice

· Lime wedge for garnish

Muddle the raspberries and simple syrup in a shaker. Next, add in the vodka, Pavan liqueur, fresh grapefruit juice, and lime juice. Next, add ice and shake like you’re being paid to do it before straining the drink into a martini glass. Add sugar around the rim of the glass and finish by garnishing the drink with a raspberry or a lime wedge. Throw in someone’s face while screaming, “It’s MY birthday!”