Omarosa Shadily Recorded Trump And You Have To Hear It

Who would have thought that one day Omarosa Manigault-Newman would use the skills she honed being a b*tch to Janice Dickinson on The Surreal Life to take down the President of the United States. (And while we’re at it, who would have thought that President of the United States would be her former boss, Donald Trump?) In case you’ve been living under a rock that doesn’t have Twitter, Omarosa is currently out here stanning hard for her new book Unhinged (wonder who that’s referring to) about her time in the White House, and she’s backing it up with the surreptitiously recorded receipts. That’s right, Omarosa recorded Trump in the White House, and the result is a series of newly released tapes that honestly make everyone look bad.

In the first set of tapes, our girl Omarosa set the scene by releasing a recording of herself being fired by Chief of Staff John Kelly in which he says she committed “serious ethics violations” and basically refuses to sit with her for more than 5 minutes or answer any of her questions. How this doesn’t count as a devastating self-own, I’m not sure, but either way the tape is juicy af.

And if you thought secretly recorded audio of the White House Chief of Staff in the goddamn Situation Room was the shadiest part of this story, then you forgot we’re dealing with one of reality TV’s most preeminent villains.

(Side note: Props to Omarosa for her commitment to never giving up her phone, even when it is literally national security protocol to do so. You truly put the “dick” in “phone addiction.”)

Now Omarosa has come out with a second tape, and this one is of none other than her former boss, Donald Trump. The student has become the master.

The new set of tapes show President Trump being totally two-faced shocked to hear that Omarosa was leaving the White House and acting like John Kelly hadn’t told him anything about it. Omarosa says that after the recorded phone call, Trump told her that he “delegated” her termination, and that she’s pretty sure he was bullshitting when he acted so surprised.

Hmm…try not to slip in all the tea that’s been spilled here. In response to all the drama, our distinguished president had this to say:

Now feels like a good time to mention that Omarosa also claims the White House is hiding the president’s “mental decline” and that he is “unable to process complex information.” I guess it’s safe to say that this season of the White House is going to be the most dramatic season ever.

Shit. I got my reality shows confused…

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Omarosa Is Already Spilling Tea About Trump On Celebrity Big Brother

It’s been less than two months since The second most famous Apprentice-star-turned-White-House-official Omarosa Manigault left her job in the Trump administration, and she’s now safely back on reality television where she belongs. She’s currently living in the Celebrity Big Brother house, and she already spilled the tea on Trump’s tweets.

Omarosa wasted no time before milking her recent political experience for reality show gold, and her conversation with Ross Mathews is one of the best things we’ve seen in a long time. Ross and Omarosa are sitting on the most uncomfortable-looking couch we’ve ever seen, and Omarosa is wrapped in a blanket as if someone pulled the fire alarm in her building while she was taking a shower, except she has clothes on.

Omarosa has these lines ready to go. This is 2018.

— deray (@deray) February 8, 2018

Ross asks her why the fuck she decided to get involved in the Trump administration in the first place (same), and Omarosa says through tears that she felt like she was answering a call of duty to serve her country. Like all of us at home, Ross obviously isn’t buying it, but he sits and listens like any self-respecting gay who knows there’s gossip to collect. Omarosa claims that she was “haunted by tweets every single day,” which accurately describes literally all of us for the past year.

Ross asks if she tried to intervene, and she says that her efforts to get through to the Donald resulted in her being pushed further away. “Ivanka’s there, Jared’s there,” she says, apparently listing the other people who have been completely useless in their year in the White House. When Ross asks who does have the power to get through to Trump, Omarosa responds with some next-level bullshit: “I don’t know…I’m not there…It’s not my circus, not my monkeys…” Bitch, what?

Ross, who apparently came prepared with a list of questions that we all want answers to, then asks Omarosa if we should be worried. We know the answer is yes, but hearing Omarosa basically growl “it’s BAAAAD” strikes a fear in our hearts that we’ve never felt before. Like, she must know even more than we do, and she clearly isn’t comforted by any of this extra info.

Ross asks her to say it’s going to be okay just for shits, but Omarosa won’t fucking say it. It’s just not going to be okay. No, I’m not sweating right now, that’s just some random water on my forehead. Everything is fine, I’m fine, we’re all fine, it’s all good. Fuck.

Celebrity Big Brother is just getting started, and this shit is on five nights a week, so prepare for many more dramatic Omarosa/Trump moments if she sticks around for a while before getting evicted. Omarosa is currently in her seventeenth minute of fame, and she needs to prolong that shit as much as possible. Ross, meanwhile, will be in the corner hyperventilating into a paper bag.

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