Thanks to the investigative powers of people on the internet i.e. Reddit (these people are fucking amazing with the amount of dirt they can dig up, btw, we love you forever) and Reality Steve (clearly has some kind of pact with Satan), we’re pretty sure we can safely predict one of the front-runners of the upcoming season of The Bachelor: We don’t know how they found out this info, but somehow they know that former Miss Massachusetts USA Caroline Lunny is reportedly competing. Of all the
blondes women who we know will be competing next season, Lunny seems to have the chops to take her to the top of the “to watch” list and is already being declared a front-runner to find her way into Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s bed, and maybe even his heart. In the case you don’t know your Miss USAs from your Miss Americas, (congrats and good for you) The Miss America program is the one where you have to have a talent and Miss USA is the one where you got sexually assaulted by a guy who is now the President of the United States. So anyway, Lunny was Miss Massachusetts in 2014. So we know she’s already adept at dealing with creeps, which could come in handy for this next Bachelor.
According to her old contestant bio, she wanted to host her own TV show one day—cue smart-ass remark about how she’s definitely not here for the right reasons. She’s also a big fan of the New England Patriots. Shocking, considering she was Miss Massachusetts and Tom Brady exists.
So what’s she been doing since she lost at the Miss USA pageant? Well, obviously gearing up for a career as a soon-to-be former Bachelor contestant. She’s in a career that’s easy to get out of: real estate. And she’s pretty busy being super professional there, you know, posting pictures of her fixing up a property with half an ass cheek totally hanging out. Classic.
So why do we think she’ll be a front-runner? Um, can you see her? This photo has total Vanessa vibes, plus this lady is hot AF and probably super charming (unlike the aforementioned “Vanessa”) considering she spent her youth schmoozing pageant judges. She also knows her way around professional athletes. Lunny has been linked to Canadian hockey player Reily Smith. Yeah, I get race car drivers and Canadian hockey players aren’t the upper echelon of athletes you could be dating, but still.
Then again, one of her IG followers is Jen Saviano, aka the girl who got dumped by Nick Viall on Bachelor in Paradise. One Redditor pointed out that they both live in the same city and they might know each other, so it’s possible that Caroline is not totally unconnected to the franchise. I’m not saying this is all a revenge plot to get Caroline on The Bachelor, get eliminated, go on Paradise to seduce Nick and then dump him on national television before becoming the next Bachelorette, but I’m also not not saying that.