Well fam, I’ve got bad news. My file folder of men who are trash is looking pretty full these days, but I might have to make room for one more. He might be the hottest of the Kardashian-adjacent men, but, reportedly, Younes Bendjima slut-shamed Kourtney Kardashian on her Instagram, and that’s just unacceptable. I’m so mad. I knew he was too good to be true. No one with abs like that should ever be trusted, and that’s that.
This whole debacle reportedly happened on Monday, when Kourtney Kardashian posted a photo of herself looking like a damn SNACK. It’s a classic sit-on-your-knees-in-a-field-and-look-back-at-the-camera shot, and she looks natural and stunning in a floral bikini and floppy sunhat that’s about three times bigger than her torso. Seriously, Kourtney is not wearing any makeup, and I can’t get over how pretty and happy she looks. Like, I just want the world for her. Lots of celebs agreed in the comments, with people like Bella Hadid, Travis Barker, and Diplo commenting lots of praise. Okay, Diplo is kind of a sleaze bag, but you get the point, Kourtney looks hot.
Okay, so I forgot to mention the part where Kourtney’s ass is the main focus of the picture, but who f*cking cares? It’s 2018. If you’re offended by a picture of a butt, you should probably just stay off the internet. Well, Younes Bendjima might want to deactivate for a bit, because apparently he’s not ready for this jelly. (“Bootylicious” is the song of our generation, don’t @ me.) Younes commented on the photo, criticizing Kourtney’s thirst for likes, before deleting the comment later. Lucky for us, screenshots exist, leaving us with proof that Younes sucks.
Are you actually kidding me? First of all, Younes, your girlfriend is hot as hell. You love to show off your body on Instagram, so why shouldn’t she? This isn’t the 1800s, grow up. Also, if you have issues with what your significant other is posting on social media, perhaps you should deal with that in a forum other than public comments. Kourtney has 65 million followers, do you really want all of them to know that you’re a misogynistic douche? You know you could, like, text her, right?
But wait, the plot thickens. According to an anonymous source who allegedly knows Kourtney and Younes, this isn’t the first time he’s expressed frustration with Kourtney’s social media presence. The source told People, “He never liked that she posted sexy pictures of herself on social media. He doesn’t want his girlfriend to do that. He gets that it’s her job, but wants her to post more covered up pictures. He has always had a problem with this. This is the stuff they argue about and what made them split in the past.”
Oh, f*ck all the way off. If this is true, Younes is so effing canceled. “He gets that it’s her job?” How about, she’s an adult woman who can post whatever she wants, whether it’s her job or not! She could post a video of her having a threesome with Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra, and the only problem I’d have is that I wasn’t invited. @Younes, you don’t get to police Kourtney’s actions!!
So yeah, Younes and Kourtney just spent an amazing few weeks together in Italy, and it seems like they’re still happily together, but this slut-shaming needs to stop ASAP. Kourtney can stay with Younes if she wants, whatever makes her happy, but she shouldn’t have to put up with a man who can’t put away his bullsh*t ideas of what women should and shouldn’t do.
Images: @kourtneykardash / Instagram (2); Giphy