Hey, hey, hey! How are my best girlfriends?! Ready to welcome the weekend with one too many drinks, regretful decisions, and impulsive purchases, I hope. Since it’s obviously Thursday, this means you can kick-start your weekend festivities with yet another Sephora Weekly Wow. Everything is half-off, fucking bless, and this week’s chosen ones include an Anastasia lip palette, Sephora highlighter palette, and like, other shit you’re most definitely going to convince yourself you need. IDC if you’re at work or aimlessly scrolling through your Insta feed, start adding these goods to your cart ASAP, so you can take advantage of this weekly deal before
other bitches get to it first they sell out.
Remember in like, art class, where we’d learn wtf primary colors were and a bunch of other shit I don’t remember or use at all in my day-to-day life? Yeah, so, this one-of-a-kind lip palette is basically a paint palette, but for your lips. Duh. It has 18 shades, including primaries, neutrals, and brights, to mix and customize for your own personalized lip colors. Feelin’ a bit of nude, pink, *and* orange? Go fucking crazy, because the options are endless. This is perfect for whatever slutty animal you’re going to be for Halloween. And, you won’t have to buy a matte lipstick for a very long time
aka until next week.
Maybe you low-key want Nicole Guerriero’s eyebrows, a contour as on-point as Manny MUA’s, or long lashes like Jeffree Star’s…or better yet, the lashes of someone who’s not a racist. IDK, your call. If you’ve even glanced at social media in the past like, five years, you’d know at least one of the aforementioned people simply because YouTube is making beauty influencers richer than we can fucking imagine. This limited-edition exclusive kit comes with five must-haves, each item handpicked by your fave beauty vlogger. It includes a brow kit, bronzer, roller lash, and more.
This palette basically does all the work for us. Instead of having to search around the world and back for the perfect concealer, bronzer, and highlighter, these shades were created with different depths and undertones to go with every skin tone. From light to deep, the four shades will help you achieve the best contour you never thought you’d see.
And since Sephora is so fucking nice, they knew we’d need the perfect contour brush to go hand-in-hand with a bomb contour palette. This double-ended brush allows you to apply product super easily without fucking it up and blend seamlessly thanks to the high-quality synthetic fibers.
A picture speaks a thousand words, am I right? So, I mean, just LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PALETTE. It’s like, heaven-sent and the color scheme alone makes me want to buy it just to buy it (as I do with most things). The palette features three lightweight, buildable cream highlighters and two *high-shine* top coats to make your face look like goddamn sunshine. The combination of warm and cool shades allows you to layer or wear alone for a natural highlight or v dramatic shine.
The multipurpose moisturizer is honestly everything we need for this season and frigid winters to come, so our faces don’t dry tf out. It not only hydrates your face without having it feel like a grease ball, but it’s also designed with an anti-aging formula to prevent discoloration and wrinkles. The avocado, sunflower, and fruit oils work together to make any sensitive skin type feel v soft for up to eight hours a day. Ugh, amazing.
I woke up thinking today was an ordinary Monday where I’d wake up a few minutes too late,
hate everyone around me go to work, and start immediately thinking about when I’d consume alcohol next. You know, a typical Monday. When suddenly during my morning commute, the sun broke through the clouds, rays gleaming on me, and I heard the voice of angels as I found what would actually make this the best Monday ever—no, not a fucking solar eclipse, a major sale. But not just any sale, a Too Faced “Just Because” Sale. Aren’t they just life-saving gems?! However, today is the last day, so basically maxing out your credit card treating yourself to more makeup is meant to be. The makeup brand has some of our faves for up to 65 percent off so like, honestly, the most expensive thing is a $25 palette. Aren’t you sooo glad I told you this? I knew it’d be the best start of a week ever. To get your cart started, here’s what you should buy like, right now.
1. Peanut Butter And Honey Eye Shadow Collection
Two things I love more than anything else in life: makeup and food. So when you combine the two for a limited edition palette that’s 50 percent off, you have my heart. This palette consists of nine drool-worthy creamy shades of matte and shimmery warm neutral shadows. To make it even better, it’s infused with scents of cocoa, peanut butter, and honey so you can def work up an appetite for your lunch break. Mix and match the shades for a look that’s ready for this upcoming fall.
2. La Crème Lip Balm Tinted Lip Butter
These creamy butter balms are made with black currant seed oil and white lotus flower extract that condition and hydrate your lips to leave them looking ultra plump, without going full Kylie. The sweet-smelling balms come in clear and an array of subtle irresistible pinks.
3. Love Palette Eye Shadow Collection
This palette features 15 silky lightweight eye shadow shades in matte, pearl, and shimmer finishes. Their blendability is insanely good so you’ll no have problem experimenting with greens, yellows, and pinks for a look that’s out of your comfort zone of nudes. Don’t worry though, there are clearly enough neutral and dark options for a smokey eye to wear to the club. Plus, the palette comes with a full-size black eye liner so you can create a look that says “don’t fuck with me or I’ll fucking cut you.” Too much?
4. 24 Hour Long Lasting Bulletproof Eyeliner
Get you an eyeliner that can do both: wing and excel the mastery of a smokey eye without looking like you punched yourself in the face. This is the kind of stuff the world needs more of. Choose a color or obvs just get them all. Within seconds of application, the liner will stay water-, smudge-, and crease-proof for literally 24 hours. That means it will stay put in a sweaty bar and it will even last through a good drunk cry with your girls in the bathroom.
5. LashGASM Mascara
If there was a runner up to Better Than Sex, it would def be
pizza this mascara. The one-of-a-kind bristles lengthen each and every lash for ultimate definition with zero clumps. The creamy formula allows you to glide it on with ease for allllll those coats you layer on. This is like, the falsies look you’ve always wanted but without the fake eyelashes it looks like you glued on for a Halloween costume.