If you were hoping for some sort of official announcement about Kylie Jenner’s rumored pregnancy, don’t hold your breath. It’s been over two weeks since the news first broke, and the family still hasn’t really confirmed or denied that there’s a baby on the way. So in the mean time, we have to read into literally everything Kylie posts on social media, and her Snapchat stories from yesterday are definitely suspicious.
There are two Snaps in question, and together they honestly make a lot of sense. The first one is just a picture of three cinnamon buns in a baking dish, with no caption. Normally we would just think it’s Kylie’s cheat day or something, but there’s something about the idea of a bun in the oven that seems too good to ignore. We know it seems like a stretch, but stay with us.
The second Snap is what really ties things together. In the photo, Kylie is holding two of her Kylie Cosmetics phone cases, the ones with the lips dripping. One is blue, and one is pink. Notice anything? In the caption, Kylie says “Which one? I’m thinking blue…” Okay, so OBVIOUSLY Kylie is having a baby boy, and no one will tell us anything different. I hereby decree it and therefore it is fact.
So what do we think? Tbh we’re starting to get whiplash from all the Kardashian pregnancy shit that’s been flying around, but it still seems pretty likely that it’s true. It’s been a while since Kylie has posted any really slutty outfit pictures, and usually she doesn’t go a week without showing herself barely clothed. The idea that it might be a boy is an exciting development, but she could also be faking us out. Basically, we’ll know for sure in six months by watching Keeping Up.
Alright, y’all, I’m currently writing this mid-heart palpitation, because not only is Kylie Jenner reportedly pregnant, but Khloé Kardashian is also reportedly pregnant. I know, how is this possible? Can this be real? Is Kendall going to announce her pregnancy like, two hours from now? I have so many questions, and so many more swirling around in my head that I’m too paralyzed to put into words. But it seems like I may have been right, and this is all one giant hoax. That’s because Kim Kardashian just shut down the pregnancy rumors in one tweet. Thank God for Kim. Bless her.
Earlier this morning, Kim tweeted the following:
Everyone around the world:
Then she continued to spill said anticipated tea, with the following:
“People who supposedly work with us ‘confirming’ details they know nothing about! Especially when we havent even communicated with them SMH”—WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? KIM, EXPLAIN YOURSELF. Does it mean Kylie and Khloé aren’t pregnant after all? It kind of seems like that’s what she means. But I’m going to hone in on the word “details” here—Kim isn’t going off on people confirming “news” or “reports,” but rather, the details. The former would imply that the stories at the core are false. However, by specifying “details,” it could mean that, while the reports themselves—that Kylie and Khloé are, in fact, pregnant—the details of the pregnancies, for instance, how far along they are, are incorrect. And that’s what we in the English department like to call a close reading. See, Dad? I totally put my degree to good use.
So did Kim just shut down the pregnancy rumors? This could 100% go either way, so thanks for that, Kim. In these types of situations (read: ambiguous-ass tweets), people see what they want to see.
