Another day, another Kylie Jenner pregnancy conspiracy theory *tips hat*. Full disclosure, I was in Miami since Thursday and was therefore pleasantly removed from the latest Kardashian Konundrum, but now I’m back to work and back on this bullshit. It all started on Sunday, when Kylie boarded a plane to celebrate Kris’s 62nd birthday (as one does). Kylie wore a baggy sweats situation, non-facetiously as one does when they are flying. The Daily Mail obtained photos of Kylie wearing the aforementioned sweats situation, looking a little chunkier than usual. Obviously the Daily Mail took this to mean she’s definitely pregnant, but Kylie was not so pleased. Kylie slammed the Daily Mail on Twitter, so get your popcorn ready, because this case just remained interesting.
Shortly after the Daily Mail article came out, Kylie took to Twitter to tweet the following:
Sadly these photos have been deleted from Twitter, but if you view them in the original article, it does look a little sketchy. Like, the lines on the Ford in the background look kind of wavy and uneven? Then again, the photo quality overall is pretty janky, so that could just be the culprit. The Daily Mail, for their part, claims the photos are completely authentic. I’m launching a full investigation into this issue using taxpayer dollars and will update you all with my findings.
Kylie then posted a v rare full body Snapchat, presumably to show that the other photos were altered to make her look bigger.
knew there was something off when i seen this pic.twitter.com/K8DNtQJSf0
— C (@kyliesgoddess) November 5, 2017
That’s cool and all, but I think I speak for all of us when I say, BUT IS YOU PREGNANT OR NAH?? I’m actually going to reverse the position I’ve been holding onto with a death grip and say that at this point, she’s probably pregnant. I mean, just think about it. If Kylie’s not pregnant, is she really going to take issue with a magazine making her look fatter, but not with a magazine falsely reporting that she’s pregnant? Truly doubt it. That’s not really the hill any reasonable person is going to die on. Then again, none of the Kardashian-Jenners are exactly known for their firm grasp on logic and reason, so there is still hope for
Travis Scott my conspiracy theories.
So yeah, a Travis Scott/Kylie Jenner baby is looking very likely, and I for one am very excited for Kween Scott’s guest verse on Travis’ next album.