Kourtney Kardashian Was Spotted With A Sale Section Younes Bendjima

I didn’t think it could happen, but Kourtney Kardashian’s love life is getting even more interesting. Last week, I wrote about how Kourtney has been hanging out with Luka Sabbat, who is half her age, but somehow, things have gotten even stranger. She’s still been seen out and about with Luka as recently as Wednesday night, but it appears that a new man has come onto the scene as well. We don’t know who he is (or how old he is), but we do know one very important thing: he looks exactly like Younes Bendjima.

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We don’t really know anything about this new mystery man, except that he’s obviously Kourtney’s type. The two were seen on Tuesday afternoon getting green juice at Albert’s Tea in West Hollywood, so it’s nice that Kourtney is still finding young, hot guys to enjoy health food with her. He’s about two heads taller than Kourtney, so she looks even tinier than usual. (That’s the real #relationshipgoals.) He’s also wearing $1,600 Maison Margiela sneakers, so either he has money, or he’s already getting Kourt to buy him nice presents. Okay seriously, this man looks so much like Younes it’s driving me crazy. Why is Kourtney doing this to us? Is she trying to make Younes jealous? Is he actually Younes’ brother? Can I date him? I have 75 million questions. I should commission 50 Cent to write a song about it.

For quick reference. here’s a reminder of what Younes looks like:

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I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse @capripalace

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ARE. THEY. TWINS??? Not gonna lie, I kind of feel like Kourtney put out a casting call for Younes Bendjima look-alikes just so she could f*ck with the media. But whatever, I’m having fun. Are you?

Also, what is happening with Luka Sabbat? He and Kourtney have been hanging out quite a bit over the past couple weeks, but who knows where that’s going. I guess with a cool 20-year-old, you can’t make things exclusive too quickly. Probably for the best. He seems busy, and also he’s young enough to be her son. For now, it seems like Kourtney is just trying to have fun and enjoy her life, and I’m not mad about it. Whether it’s with Younes, or Luka, or Younes 2.0 The Remix, I just want the best for Kourtney.

Images: @xdailydashx / Instagram; @younesbendjima / Instagram

UPDATED: Kourtney Kardashian & Younes Bendjima Reportedly Broke Up

In a summer full of absurd engagements by mismatched couples who definitely should not be vowing to spend the rest of their lives together, it’s refreshing to see that one mismatched couple has seen the light has called it quits. That’s right, Kourtney and Younes have finally broken up. Every celebrity couple is either getting engaged or breaking up in 2018, so I knew Kourtney and Younes’ relationship would go one of two ways.

Cut to all of us frantically texting the group chat, am I right?

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According to TMZ, Kourt and her boy toy have called it quits. TMZ says Kourtney was the one who initiated the breakup. Honestly, are we really surprised? Younes has been acting like a child and taking shots at his MILF girlfriend’s sexy Instagram appearance, and maybe she just got tired of being slut-shamed by her own boyfriend. Yet Younes has the audacity to canoodle in Mexico with some bikini-clad no-name chick before the breakup was officially confirmed. If there’s one thing I’ve learned this year, it’s that men are trash, and this will serve as one more entry into my ever-growing burn book.

Neither party has officially responded to the reports yet, but Kourtney and Younes unfollowed each other on Instagram, which is the final nail in the coffin and confirmation enough. At least the other Kar-Jenners don’t have to worry about unfollowing, because they never followed him to begin with. Probably because they knew this relationship was a joke the entire time, just like the rest of us?

At least the Kardashians all still follow Scott, which to me means they’re holding out for a reconciliation of our favorite functionally dysfunctional couple. What’s the ETA that Scott announces his breakup with Sofia? He just announced that he got an actual JOB selling $160 sweatshirts that say “talentless” last week, so weirder things have happened. If the only good thing 2018 brings us is Kourtney and Scott getting back together, I will be satisfied.

UPDATED 8/7: Younes Bendjima responded to reports that he has moved on/is dating the girl he was photographed with in Mexico. In a series of Instagram stories, he posted a screenshot of a Daily Mail article whose headline reads, “EXCLUSIVE: Kourtney Kardashian and Younes Bendjima split! Toyboy rebounds with bikini-clad model who dated Tyga…” Over that, Younes wrote, “They really want me to be the bad guy… f*ck your Hollywood bullsh*t (cant have fun with your friends no more)” followed by “dailymail Where are my 12 other friendssss? Nice catch tho”.

Younes Bendjima

So, first we learn that Younes does not know how tagging works. And while Younes does not appear to directly address the breakup, he does seem to refute the rumors that he is already dating someone else. And he did post a follow-up Instagram story of his 12 other friends on vacation with him, writing, “OH FOUND THEM”. So does this mean Younes and Kourtney are still together? I don’t know, and I’ve seen enough “When he says she’s just a friend” memes to be at least a little suspicious.

Images: milliebeemoore / Twitter; younesbendjima / Instagram