For upwards of four years now, I have been testing out various fad diets and writing about my experiences, typically to the detriment of my metabolism, mental stability, and overall health.
If you’re tired of being bombarded by the keto diet on your FB page, Insta, and everywhere else you spend long periods of time, tough sh*t, cause we’re about to lay down some easy keto recipes.
I once learned in AP European History that the first king of England was too fat to get on his horse, so he decided to eliminate all food from his diet and only drink alcohol in the hopes of shedding a few pounds.
People say the camera adds 10 pounds, but like, I'm convinced that only applies to when you open your iPhone camera and it’s accidentally on selfie mode.
At this point in the year (aka February) most of us are either 30 days deep into our “New Year/New Me” diet, or we're 29 days deep into our “Same Me/Same Shit” cheat spiral.
Welcome to the fourth installment of the Fad Diet Diaries: a series of experiments, where I willingly put myself through diets that range from challenging to questionable to downright abhorred by the medical community and then record my experience so that other people can learn from my mistakes.
