The Betches are always looking out for you, because we’re such a good friend. And speaking of good friends, we have collaborated again with Just Fab on an exclusive collection of T-shirts you’ll be wearing all summer. As we’ve learned from Taylor Swift songs, all you have to do to be considered a chill girl is wear T-shirts sometimes. Like, you can hold a grudge for years that nobody cares about anymore or write revenge songs about the guy you dated for one week until the end of time and still be like, super relatable. We don’t totally disagree. Much like you can’t have a great hair day without sometimes having just a good hair day, you need contrast in your closet to offset your high maintenance pieces. Lucky for you, we have T-shirt options for you. For a limited time, hurry to JustFab.com and get your first item for only $9.99 when you join their VIP program. Wow, we can’t believe how nice we are. Click here to join. We wouldn’t sell you T-shirts without giving you a little advice first, so in honor of being a chill girl, here’s what your choice in T-shirt says about you.
1. White T-Shirt
You’re one of your skinniest friends and good for you. Like, the only diet you’ve ever been on is when you quit social media for a week just to see what it would be like. You’re the kind of betch that makes everything look easy, because it is… for you. You can glam up to go out and make the best dressed list, or you can go grocery shopping in yoga pants and flip flops and get checked out in checkout line. You’re also likely to give your friends advice like “don’t worry, you’ll find love when you stop looking” which could be true for you but is deeply unhelpful for everyone else. But it’s okay because people like being around you, so they’ll put up with that character flaw.
2. T-Shirt With A Cute/Sweet Saying
Your shirt says something about how you’re a morning person or you like eggs or some other generic happy person thought like that. You probably have inspirational quotes on your Instagram non-ironically, and your followers are actually inspired by them, so good for you. You’re secretly high maintenance but you can’t help it that you have high standards. The positive vibes you put out in the world mean most people think you’re sweet despite secretly judging TF out of everyone you meet. Congrats, you’re a stealth bitch.
3. Sleeveless Tank
You probably played soccer growing up and are competitive in nature. Like, low-key a guy can be hot and super into you but you won’t be sure about him until another betch starts flirting with him. You can hold your own drinking with the guys but you’ve also been known to yell angrily about something when you get drunk, though it tends to be more endearing than threatening. You always have your girlfriends’ backs, like a mama bear but obvs a lot skinnier.
4. Sassy/Witty T-Shirt
Your T-shirts basically neg the reader so you don’t have to. The words on your shirt usually say something witty and slightly bitchy, but it’s okay because you were thinking it anyway. You like to keep it real and you get in trouble for your honesty sometimes. You’re the Lisa Vanderpump of your group because you can say anything you want and still be invited back because everyone knows you’re just telling the truth.
Spring is around the corner … so, winter, you can go shave your back now. Best part of the weather getting warmer is the clothing we get to finally wear—or not wear, because let’s be honest, fashion is all about how to show off your hot bod. We picked some of our favorite spring clothes from JustFab to help you get your closet started. For more, check out the full JustFab x Betches collection.
1. Relaxed Jumpsuit in Olive
Jumpsuits are the new rompers. This relaxed jumpsuit is adorable and it’s the perfect blend of looking high maintenance and chill at the same time. It’s definitely attention-grabbing because it shows off your body, but nobody can accuse you of trying too hard when you’re in pants that are so casual they could send a “you up?” text.
2. Metal Mama Choker in Silver
Now that wearing a collar is officially mainstream, we can update our spring choker collection with something less dungeon and more ballroom. This choker will let everyone know you’re just like Rihanna in that you shine bright like a diamond but also give no f*cks.
3. High Waisted Skinny Jean in Laguna
Every decade ever has been coming back, so why not bring back high waisted light denim? High waists make our legs look long AF and they go great with a bodysuit. Wear this and be the belle of the sockhop—or underground rave, whatever you prefer.
4. Loreida Boots in Black
These floral-embroidered boots are so hot they could be your plus one to the inevitable parties you’ll have to attend this spring. You can pair them with jeans and a bomber jacket, or a flirty dress if you want to go for the chic badass look. FYI, these also go great with drinking on rooftops.
5. Akela Heels in Blush
These low chunky heels remind us of dressing up in our mom’s clothes, but we’re into it because we’re old enough to actually wear that sh*t out now. These pink shoes are flirty without being TTH—not to mention the chunky heel will give you an advantage over stilettos when running to catch a cab to the brunch you were supposed to be at 20 minutes ago. At least you’ll look good showing up late.