jared kushner

On today's episode of Keeping Up With The Kountry, Kim Kardashian is heading to the White House.

Some couples role play to spice up their marriage, others decide to bring in a third person.

From Ivanka receiving Chinese licenses for her brands while Chinese diplomats lounge at Mar-a-Lago to Jared’s company receiving loans from private equity groups he invites to the White House, Jared and Ivanka just can’t resist acting like the Gossip Girl characters they actually once were.

Ding dong, the wicked witch has had his security clearance downgraded.  And by the wicked witch, we are of course referring to senior White House advisor and human-weasel, Jared Kushner.

If you’re looking for another embarassment to add your burn book long list of things that the Trumps are terrible at, we’ve got you.

In case you’ve been too busy not giving a shit about taxes—because honestly, who even understands how they work besides depriving me of my own money—allow us to explain the bombshell of shady dealings that recently leaked called the Bachelor in Paradise Papers.

By now you’re probably pretty familiar with the whole “Russia interfered in our election to make Donald Trump president” thing.