hooking up

Here's a very millennial humble-brag you probably haven't heard before.

Shower sex can seem like a good idea, and if done right, it can be.

I can already anticipate all the backlash to this article (I announce to my three readers).

Unless you’re still dating your high school boyfriend like seven years later (congrats, weirdo), you’ve def come across a guy at some point and wondered, "is he actually into me or am I just a hookup?" It’s something that you should figure out, specifically if you’re emotionally unstable and afraid of rejection.

When it comes to attending weddings single, you have two options: You can either pout at the single table and get hammered alone, or you can put yourself out there and have an amazing time with a really hot stranger. (Moment of silence for how Carrie Bradshaw-esque that just sounded.

Head Pro knows better than to even pretend to text you after a one-nighter, because he respects you too much.

In all honesty, I think the most successful example of role-play I’ve ever seen was on Sex and the City, when Samantha takes advantage of her boyfriend’s acting talent as an excuse to never learn his actual name (inspirational, truly).