The Emotional Stages of Wedding Season

Weddings can be a joyous occasion. One of your best betches is ruining her life tying the knot with a dude she’s totally settling for her soulmate forever, and weddings can totally get you thinking about love, the future, and the beauty of finding a partner to share your life with. LOL jk. Weddings for betches are all about free dinner, open bar, and looking so hot that you fool your ex into thinking you’ve actually changed for the better. Dressing up and getting wasted with the squad on someone else’s dime is basically what we live for.

That is, until late spring/early summer rolls around and your mailbox starts reaching its limit with invitations faster than your AmEx Platinum. After six straight weeks of nonstop weddings, you’ve had to wear the same dress more than once (sacrilege) and you’re carpooling with your college roommate and her boyfriend to Palm Springs instead of flying first class (the horror). Your feet are covered in blisters and seeing a wedding registry basically gives you a rage migraine. It’s okay, you’ll forget all about it when you’re five (free!) shots deep. Check out the hilarious reenactment below of our #weddingseasonfeels and make sure to subscribe to our channel for more amazing content!

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Get Tickets For The Betches Who Brunch Comedy Tour!

This April Fool’s Day, BETCHES is excited to announce our latest comedy tour, Betches Who Brunch. This brand new one day event brings the signature snarky and honest BETCHES humor to you live, in 7 cities across America, with a side of mimosas and a sh*t ton of laughs. All brunches will take place on Saturday, April 1st.

Ticket Links HERE

Arlington, VA

Arlington Drafthouse
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Boston, MA

Laugh Boston
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San Francisco, CA

Cobb’s Comedy Club
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Philadelphia, PA

Punch Line
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Chicago, IL

City Winery Chicago
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Los Angeles, CA

Hollywood Improv
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New York

Highline Ballroom
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Get in loser, we’re going brunching.