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How Do I Make Friends As An Adult? Ask A Pro

By The Head Pro

Head Pro would love to be your friend, and would never ask you to go to New Jersey.

The One Thing You Get Wrong About Telling Him How You Feel: Ask A Pro

By The Head Pro

Head Pro offers advice on life, love and really anything because he likes to hear himself talk.

Why Long Distance Relationships Are A Complete Waste Of Time

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Head Pro will pretend to date you long distance, if you want.

Should I Lie To My Boyfriend About How Many Guys I've Slept With? Ask A Pro

By The Head Pro

Email your questions about living, loving and fucking to Head Pro at [email protected].

What Guys Think About What You Order On A First Date

By The Head Pro

Head Pro would love to take you out for tacos, or at least to a place that sells tacos along with booze.

7 Things You Put A Lot Of Effort Into That Guys Don't Even Notice

By The Head Pro

As an Officially Woke Bae (and also, as not a giant idiot), I am fully aware that most of the things women do in terms of how they present themselves is for other women, not men.

How Much Should You Spend On A Wedding Gift? A Guide To Buying People Expensive Sh*t They Don't Need

By The Head Pro

Head Pro sincerely holds the belief that a marriage is only valid if it's between him and an open bar.

Should I Go To A Wedding With My Ex? Ask A Pro

By The Head Pro

Head Pro is happy to answer all your questions about life, love and condoms, if he doesn't throw his computer into the ocean first.

Groundbreaking Writer Declares Pizza "Overrated"

By The Head Pro

Head Pro's favorite things are pizza, dreaming about sex with Shay Mitchell, and when you email him at [email protected].

Is This The Worst Hookup Disaster In History? Ask A Pro

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Head Pro would never make you suffer the indignity of being turned down for a blowjob.