hamptons

Planning sucks, and bachelorette parties are a ton of work.

I don’t know about you, but this heat wave is seriously fucking me up.

RHONY veteran, businesswoman, and philanthropist Jill Zarin's fifth annual Luxury Luncheon to benefit the International Thyroid Oncology Group (ITOG) was held in the Hamptons last weekend, attended by an impressive crew of Real Housewives from all over the nation including LuAnn D'Agostino, Ramona Singer, Tinsley Mortimer, Cindy Barshop, Gizelle Bryant, Marysol Patton, Kelly Bensimon, and many more.

If there are two things that betches love in this world, it’s being lazy AF and drinking wine.

Betches flock to the Hamptons for the summer like the birds fly to Florida in the winter.

While casually perusing the internet this week, I had the misfortune of stumbling upon an article from the New York Post entitled, "Hamptons Bachelors Are Getting Vasectomies So Gold Diggers Can’t Trap Them". I pause.

Let me just start off by saying for those who don’t know: I am on the runaway hit, renewed-for-a-second-season show Summer House and there is a rumor that I started they want to nominate me for an Emmy, so you know everything in this article is completely true and a proven fact.