Ashley: So……………………what’s our group costume going to be for this retro party?
Britney: Group? I was going to go super retro as my namesake 👑 Britney Spears 👑
Ashley: we could do retro pop singers
Emily: Do you know any others besides Britney Spears?
Jessica: Christina Aguilera was a judge on The Voice
Jessica: That’s all I know
Denise: Do the 90s count as retro?
Jessica: yeah, millennials are old/cringey af
Britney: So then why are we emulating them again?
Ashley: It’s the theme.
Emily: what was it even like back then? Wasn’t everyone homophobic? ugh
Ashley: I watched VH1 I Love the ’90s
Ashley: so I’m like an expert
Denise: Ok, Ashley.
Ashley: And I’ve seen a few episodes of The Office
Jessica: cringe 4 cringe? CHEUGY
Emily: Oh duh. Just googled: Spice Girls. 5 of them
Jessica: That does work!
Britney: do we have an inspiration pic??
Jessica: Is that silly string?
Denise: I choose to believe it is
Ashley: and it’s so easy for us to pick since it’s so obvious who we all are
Emily: Is it?
Ashley: Yeah, just look at Denise.
Ashley: Ginger is ginger.
Jessica: Ok, following that logic I’m automatically Scary 🙄
Britney: Uh……casual racism aside…….who am I?
Jessica: How existential.
Denise: Baby (blonde)
Jessica: Yeah, Baby
Ashley: and I’ll be Posh, obviously
Emily: “obviously” 🙃
Ashley: they’re both basically Sporty now anyway since Posh is married to that soccer guy
Emily: David Beckham
Ashley: See!!! you are sporty ⚽️ 🏈 ⚾️ 🥎 🎾 🏐 🏉 🎱
Emily: Fine, whatever. It’s just for a stupid party I’m going to blackout for anyway, joke’s on you bitches bc I’ll be the most comfortable
Emily: I will NOT be switching shoes with anyone, so don’t ask
Denise: shit wait
Emily: too late 🤪
Denise: fine … we should prob incorporate masks right?
Ashley: I don’t think Posh would do that
Jessica: good thing we’re just dressing up and you aren’t really Posh Spice jfc
Ashley: ok, send pics of your costume when you have it
Denise: I……actually think we just need to get dressed and crimp our hair and we’re good
Ashley: whatever, I’ll see you in 3 weeks
Britney: right, cheerio!! 🧐💂♀️
Denise: NO FAKE ACCENTS
Ashley: I’m doin one
Denise: oh god
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