Did Justin Bieber’s Dad Accidentally Reveal Hailey Baldwin Is Pregnant?

My friends, the rapture may be imminent. Because word on the street aka the internet sites that my work computer doesn’t block is that HAILEY BALDWIN MIGHT BE PREGNANT. *screams internally*. Is Hailey Baldwin pregnant? What did we do to deserve this, you ask? Well I know I stole extra rolls at my grandma’s funeral reception did nothing, but I’m not sure about you all. Whatever it was, we are clearly being punished. 

So, I’m sure you’re wondering why people think that the human embodiment of nepotism draped in crop tops is pregnant, and the answer to that is Jeremy Bieber. According to my celebrity gossip god, Lainey, Papa Biebs has been doing some curious social media-ing lately that has fans questioning Hailey’s reproductive status. Let’s look at the evidence, shall we?

The first questionable post is brought to you by Instagram. Yesterday, Jeremy posted this picture, but it’s the caption that’s making the Beliebers suspicious.

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To be Father #Bieber’s

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Now sure, “To be Father #Bieber’s” is confusing for many reasons, most of all because if you’re pluralizing a last name there should not be an apostrophe. Take note for your Christmas cards, PLEASE people. Second of all, I can see how fans might think this means Justin is expecting. Jeremy is kind of  implying that both he and Justin are fathers. Personally, I just think that Jeremy doesn’t have a strong grasp on grammar rules, but sure, I will begrudgingly accept the possibility that Jeremy Bieber was putting his famous son’s business on the internet for more followers because he’s just so excited!

Now on to exhibit B. Jeremy also tweeted out the following:

Apparently this tweet came on Sunday when Hailey and Justin were visiting Jeremy in Canada. Hmm. V suspicious. If we trust that Jeremy knows what generations mean (a bit of a leap tbh), and we count his generation, and then Justin’s generation, WHAT IS THE THIRD GENERATION? Is Hailey Baldwin pregnant and the third generaation is gestating in her womb??! It would seem that’s what he is implying.

Finally, I think the last piece of evidence is the quickie marriage between Justin and Hailey. Yes, plenty of youths these days have babies without being married, but as we know, Justin and Hailey are “religious” people. I mean, not so religious they wouldn’t have unprotected sex before marriage, LOL AS IF, but definitely the type to try and correct their mistake afterword with a shotgun wedding and some creative math.

So what do you all think, is Hailey Baldwin pregnant? Personally I believe these two need a baby like I need a UTI, but hey! At least the kid will be rich. Let’s all keep our eye on this, and if she really is with child I wish them all the best and hope that Hailey gains 60 pounds.

Images: @jeremybieber/Instagram; @jeremybieber/Twitter

5 Times Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Looked Like Twins

They say “It’s only awkward if you make it awkward,” and here at Betches, we love making it awkward. Why? Because it’s funny af as objective third parties who are TOTALLY not jealous of young love, jet setting, and being genetically gifted. And the fact that Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are totally twins is next level awkward. Like, accidentally matching with your high school English teacher awkward to the tenth power. But hey, if the president of the United States has made it abundantly clear that he finds his own daughter attractive, maybe it’s not so bad? Just kidding, it’s totally bad. Anyway, here are some times Hailey and Justin looked like they could be related.

1. This Time They Had Matching Hairstyles…

#jailey #haileybaldwin #justinbieber #jaileyforlyfe #justinandhailey ❤ #followforfollow #nohate #couple #bieber #baldwin

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#TBT to when Hailey and Justin first started dating! According to Justin, she apparently “made get cornrows like an absolute douchebag.” Oh, Justin, don’t you realize that getting cornrows in vacation is a white person vacation staple, along with holding a picture of a fish you just caught and capturing everything on a Go Pro? Clearly he never took notes from Michael Scott when he had the vacation of a lifetime at Sandals Jamaica with Urklgru (we mean, Jan Levinson). Are you going to blame Hailey for all of your other absolute douchebag moves for the rest of your marriage? Because you’ve got a laundry list of them. Anyway, maybe couples that rock similar hairstyles together stay together?

2. …And This Other Time

Justin and Hailey in Stratford, Ontario (August 18). ❤ #haileybaldwin #justinbieber #jailey

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So do they just straight-up raid each other’s clothes and hair products? That’s not a rhetorical question.

3. That Time In The Hot Tub

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Okay so these two are serving a Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen level of #twinning in this pic. Meaning we can still totally tell who’s who (thanks to Justin’s tattoo sleeve), but they still totally look alike! Also, moment of silence for whoever had to be in the hot tub with these two and take this steamy pic. Even John Mayer got secondhand embarrassment for the hot tub photographer. Let’s face it, the world is Justin and Hailey’s hot tub and we are all the hot tub photographers.

4. When Hailey Borrowed Justin’s Hoodie

absolute best friend.

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It’s pretty much a cardinal rule that once you start dating a guy, his sweatshirts are your sweatshirts. But only the most obnoxious couples on the planet coordinate their outfits to look good together. No offense, Kim and Kanye, because we love you. But Justin and Hailey don’t just look like twins here—they look like those twins that are born conjoined and shared the same body.

5. When They Biked Together

Photo of Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin in New York (August 7). . #JustinBieber #justinb #HaileyBaldwin #jailey #beliebersfamily #belieber #justinandhailey #bieber

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Cute???? #justinbieber #sexyjustindrewbieber #justinbieberfanserfans #jdb #bieberfever #beliebersforever #justindrewbieber #justinbieberhot #justinbieberhottie #purposeworldtour #justindrew #justindrewb #justinandhailey #haileyandjustin #justinandhaileyengaged

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If I’m more concerned that you may be dating someone who could very well be somehow related to you than I am about you not wearing helmets while bike riding in a busy street, that’s not a good thing. But at least they’re not cringeworthy enough to ride a tandem bicycle. We’ll leave that cheesy sh*t to Taylor Swift and whoever her latest victim is.

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