Holy Sh*t It’s Almost Mother’s Day—These Are The Best Last-Minute Gifts To Buy

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Mother’s Day is literally the day after tomorrow, and if you’re scrambling to find the perfect last-minute gift for your mom, you’re not alone. Fortunately, Amazon Prime exists and there are plenty of thoughtful and unique gifts that you can still get in time to celebrate the special day. Whether your mom is into spa days, cozy nights in, or gourmet treats, there’s a gift out there that’s sure to make her smile. In this guide, we’ve rounded up some last-minute Mother’s Day gifts that are perfect for any mom, no matter her interests or personality. So without further ado, let’s dive in and find the perfect gift for your amazing mom that will arrive on time for Mother’s Day.

A personalized photo album

Moms love nothing more than cherished memories. A personalized photo album filled with pictures of you and your family is a heartfelt gift that she’ll treasure forever.

Shop It: Hongxing Photo Album, $32.99, Amazon

A Personalized Video

We all know moms love a gift from the heart, and a good DIY. Thankfully, VidDay makes it easy and fun to record a special celebratory video for moms on Mother’s Day with a ton of different video templates so you don’t have to edit something together last minute.

Shop it: Mother’s Day Video, $5+, VidDay

A cozy robe and slippers

Terry Cloth Robes For Women 100% Cotton 4 Pcs Set | Slippers | Shower Towel & Hand Towel, Woolen White Color Unisex Adult

Give your mom the gift of relaxation with a cozy robe and slippers. This is perfect for moms who love to lounge and unwind after a long day.

Shop It: Londra Homes Terry Cloth 4-Piece Set, $27.99, Amazon

Netflix Gift Card

Some would say that the best gift you could give is to finally stop stealing her username and password. Since that is likely not to happen anytime soon, you could at least pick up the tab for a couple of months.

Shop it: Netflix Gift Cards, Any Amount, Amazon

A bouquet

You can’t go wrong with a classic bouquet. Whether it’s a dozen roses or a colorful arrangement of wildflowers, this is a simple yet thoughtful way to show your appreciation.

Shop It: Benchmark Bouquets 8 Stem Stargazer Lily Bunch With Vase, $51.45, Amazon

Speaking Of Flowers…

A fresh floral subscription is also a great way to show mom you care beyond just Mother’s Day. Every month she’ll get an arrangement that counts as a little reminder of how much you care.

Shop it: Monthly Bloomsy Original Plan, $59.99, BloomsyBox

A DIY spa kit

Bring the spa to her with a DIY spa kit that includes items like bath bombs, a face mask, and a scented candle. It’s a luxurious gift that will help her relax and rejuvenate.

Shop It: Lovery Bath and Spa Gift Set, $59.99, Amazon

Personalized Jewelry

Give your mom a beautiful piece of jewelry that’s personalized with her name or initials. This is a special way to show her how much she means to you.

Shop It: Something2Share Engraved Bar Necklace, $16, Amazon

A chef-approved cookbook

If your mom loves to cook, get her a cookbook by her favorite chef. It’s a thoughtful way to inspire her culinary creativity and try new recipes. This one features dishes made by seven different Michelin-star chefs.

Shop It: 7 Michelin Starred and Celebrity Chefs Around the World, $45, Amazon

A gourmet food basket

Treat your mom to a gourmet food basket filled with her favorite snacks and treats. This is a delicious way to show your appreciation and feed mom’s foodie ways. This basket includes crackers, spreads, and desserts all inspired by America’s wine country.

Shop It: Wine Country Bon Appetit Gourmet Food Basket, $53.93, Amazon

A smartwatch

If your mom loves to stay active and connected, a smartwatch is a great gift idea. It can track her fitness goals, send and receive messages, and more.

Shop It: Garmin Lily Small GPS Smartwatch, $149.99, Amazon

Breakfast In Bed… Well, Kind Of

Wildgrain delivers a box of fresh, artisanal baked goods (and pasta!) once a month. Each item is so fresh, that it comes frozen so all your mom needs to do is throw it in the oven. The chocolate croissants are heavenly.

Shop it: 3 Box E-Gift Card, $249, Wildgrain

Personalized artwork

Sometimes the best gifts come from the heart. Take the time to build out a family tree and turn it into a work of art for mom’s living room or bedroom. It’ll remind her how you’re all connected and make her reflect on your fam’s unique history.

Shop It: Personalized Family Tree, $20, Amazon

Wine Subscription Box

We all know moms could use a moment to celebrate themselves. A monthly wine subscription box can be a great way to brighten her day with a toast to all she does for your fam.

Shop it: Bright Cellars Gift Card, Various Amounts, Bright Cellars

These last-minute Mother’s Day gifts are sure to make your mom feel loved and appreciated. Remember, it’s the thought that counts, so no matter what you choose, your mom is sure to appreciate the effort you put in to make her day special.

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What To Get Your Mom For Mother’s Day Based On Her Internet History

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I don’t know what it is about moms that make them so hard to shop for—they either already own whatever it is you’re thinking about buying them or they just buy it themselves the minute you have a good idea (eye roll). Also, I don’t want to be one of those daughters who pulls the pajama card every year—mostly because I think I’ve already exhausted that option. (My mom literally has an entire dresser dedicated to all the “coziest PJ’s ever!” I’ve bought her throughout the years.)

So, I do what I always do when I need advice—turn to social media. I mean, everything we see on the Internet is true (right?!) so I think it’s the obvious place to go for inspiration. Plus, your mom has likely slid into your DMs or sent you a video at some point or another, so I’m going to take a hint from her and help you pick a gift based on the shit she sends you. 

If she sends solely videos that have some sort of dog in it…

She needs this faux fur weighted blanket. Not only is she looking for the warm and fuzzies on repeat, but she’s probably trying to calm the anxiety you’re giving her by not responding to her text within 5 minutes. 

Shop it: Uttermara Shaggy Faux Fur Weighted Blanket, $75, Amazon

If she sends you wedding dress inspiration even though you aren’t dating anyone…

She needs a floral arrangement subscription. Let’s be honest, she’s probably dying to buy flowers so why not do it for her. It’ll give you another six months tops until she’s forcing you to tour wedding venues without a ring. 

Shop it: Urbanstems Subscription, $55, Urbanstems

If she sends you food porn from all over the world even though she’s never left your home state…

Get her these fancy AF olive oils to try. Not only is the packaging super luxe, but it’s giving an Italian getaway vibe that’ll help her finally pull the trigger on booking the Euro trip she’s been dying to go on. 

Shop it: Brightland The Artist Capsule Cold-Pressed Olive Oils, $150, Amazon

If she spends her time doom scrolling and constantly sending you, “be safe!” messages…

Get her this personal safety alarm. The ~chic~, modern design is a perfect addition to her handbag or keychain. And, it’s nowhere near as intimidating to use as pepper spray. Do her a favor and get yourself one too. 

Shop it: She’s Birdie–The Original Personal Safety Alarm, $29.95, Amazon

If she constantly sends you different GRWM videos…

Get her the Dyson Airwrap. If there’s any reason to fork over the cash to get a Dyson, it’s this. You can frame it as a gift for her but you’ll need to borrow it for your own GRWMs.

Shop it: Dyson Airwrap Multi-Style, $599, Sephora

If she sends you articles with titles like, “5 ways to get a better night’s sleep”…

Get her this sunrise alarm clock and sound machine. She’s probably a light sleeper (I feel like all moms are??) and this will help lull her to sleep and wake up naturally to a sunrise even if she uses blackout curtains, which we should all be doing. 

Shop it: Hatch Restore Sound Machine and Sunrise Alarm Clock, $129.99, Amazon

If she loves to watch and send you short workout videos…

Get her this mini Theragun. It’s easier to hold than a glass of wine after a long day. Plus, if she starts doing all the workouts she sends you, she’s going to need help with recovery. 

Shop it: Theragun Mini 2.0, $199, Amazon

If she’s DMing you hilarious memes on an everyday basis…

Get her this Cool Mom sweatshirt. Because she’s not a regular mom. 

Shop it: Cool Mom Sweatshirt, $50, Shop Betches

If she refuses to log onto any sort of social media and doesn’t really send you anything…

Get her this set of bath bombs. Because chances are, her life is a lot less chaotic than the rest of us and she probably has time for a nice, relaxing bath. 

Shop it: LifeAround2Angels Bath Bombs Gift Set, $21.44, Amazon

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9 Last-Minute Gifts For People Who Have Literally Everything

Is it just us, or can getting holiday presents for everyone on your list start to feel like a full-time job?

I mean, it’s not like we’re all sitting here taking meticulous notes all year about products that our fav people have their eye on, right? (If you are one of these people, please tell us all of your secrets).

And let’s be real—we all have that one friend who mentions something they want, and next time you see them, welp—there it is. They’re the type of person who has literally everything. Is there anything more frustrating than thinking you found the perfect gift just to find out they got it for themselves before you could even hit the “buy now” button? We think not.

Shopping for these people can be a tough task, which is why we’ve collected the best gifts to give for those hard-to-please people in your life. From unique experiences to little luxuries they wouldn’t normally buy for themselves, trust us when we say there really is something for everyone here.

Give them a reason to stop scrolling and go smell the metaphorical flowers by gifting them a National Parks Pass. Nothing says, “You need to get outside” like a gift that will force them to spend some time in nature.

National Parks Annual Pass
USGS
Buy $80
price is as of time of posting

That’s nothing quite like the gift of competition. Bananagrams is a thought-provoking, anagram game that will get everyone gathered around a table for some quality time together. Albeit, we can’t promise you won’t get into a screaming match about if a word is real or not. You win some, you lose some, right?

Bananagrams
Bananagrams
Buy $13.99
price is as of time of posting

Cozy up together with the blanket of your literal dreams. We’ve never met a person who was upset with receiving a chic, comfy blanket, especially when it just so happens to be the Kardashians’ favorite brand.

CozyChic Throw
Barefoot Dreams
Buy $147
price is as of time of posting

Okay hear us out on this one—this flavored olive oil set is a little something special. Most people would probably never buy it for themselves since they likely only use flavored oils on certain cooking occasions… aka get this for them and have them make you a nice meal. Win-win.

Olive Oil Set Infused with Garlic, Lemon, Basil, and Chili Peppers
Brightland
Buy $150
price is as of time of posting

Truth be told, the holidays are stressful AF and we could all use a drink. Enter: these chic colored coupe glasses. They’re chic, trendy and the perfect luxury to gift your bestie for a future wine night. Pro tip: assign everyone a color and you’ll never get your drinks mixed up again. Probably.

Colored Coupe Glasses
The Wine Savant
Buy $45
price is as of time of posting

A custom photo puzzle will keep them busy during the strange abyss that is the week between Christmas and New Year’s while also showing how thoughtful you are by displaying one of your favorite photos. Thank us later.

Custom Photo Puzzle
ATOOZ
Buy $27
price is as of time of posting

A wise woman once said you can never have too many candles, and who are we to doubt that as fact? Not only is this candle the best scent in the world (in our humble opinion), but the packaging is so gorgeous you hardly even need to wrap it. Throw a bow on it and you’re good.

Volcano Mercury Glass Jar Candle
Capri Blue
Buy $25.20
price is as of time of posting

Everyone loves chocolate. Need we say more?

20 Piece Signature Truffles Gift Box
Compartés
Buy $55
price is as of time of posting

Last but not least… If you’re truly stuck, there’s no better gift to give than to give. Pay it forward on their behalf and you’ll stay on karma’s nice list for another year.

Charity Gift Card
Tisbest
Price Varies
price is as of time of posting
Father’s Day Gifts Dads Will Actually Use

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Let’s get right to it: Father’s Day is coming up, and we know you need ideas for gifts. Sure, we don’t know that for fact, since we don’t know know you and all, but we can guess you aren’t necessarily living and breathing the same shit your dad is living and breathing. That’s right, your 65-year-old dad isn’t going to have the same batshit crazy reaction you might have to that Milk Bar cake you see all over your basic friends’ Instagrams. So, it’s on you to do some research and get something he might actually get excited about. But not to fret—we’ve got those young and hip dads covered in this list, too. We know they’re mourning their youth, so the least you can do is get those new dads something cool for Father’s Day.

Buy $16.95
prices as of time of posting

Scentbird is a subscription that sends new designer/niche fragrances directly to your doorstep each month. We know men love their Old Spice, etc., but this is a great way to force get them to step it up a notch.

Dads love gadgets. And being stressed. Enter: the Apollo Neuro Device. Developed by neuroscientists and physicians, the Apollo device offers silent, soothing vibrations that speak to your dad’s nervous system, telling him he’s safe and in control, meaning it can help him fall asleep, relieve anxiety, etc.

Buy $95
price as of time of posting

The reparative moisturizer with Peptide-Rich Plasma® is an all-in-one, highly active moisturizing treatment that hydrates and repairs damaged, aging (sorry!) skin. We love a luxurious moisturizing moment, and so will your dad or husband… once you convince him to use it. And if he doesn’t, more for you.

Buy $95
price as of time of posting

This is a minimalist, RFID-blocking wallet. The main cardholder uses elastic to expand to hold up to 12 IDs and credit cards. It literally screams “Hi, I was made for dads”.

Men—especially dads—always seem to be uncomfortable and hot (and complaining about it). The Tempur-Pedic Cooling Pillow is iconic because it can solve both of those problems (and you can still keep the thermostat where it’s at). You’re welcome.

Buy $65
price as of time of posting

This is the nice guy of gifts, because you kind of can’t go wrong with monogrammed packing cubes. They’re even made sustainably from 16 recycled plastic water bottles. It’s a win-win, and if your dad or husband is always the one who’s trying to wake everybody up at 6am on vacation, he’ll appreciate the organization of this gift.

Buy $35
price as of time of posting

I mean, let the tee speak for itself. Show off that your dad or hubs is the coolest dad around town in the Cool Dad 2022 Tee. If you’re a baby mama reading this, get yourself the Cool Mom 2022 Tee to match.

Buy $150
price as of time of posting

You can’t go wrong with a staple sweater, especially one that’s this soft. This specific Cashmere Crewneck is reversible and features a hand-sewn fashion tag, with a contrast seamless stitch. 

This is for the like, really cool dads (they exist too these days). This is a premium vintage trucker hat with Homme Femme Basketball embroidered on the front. If the dad in your life doesn’t appreciate fashion, this probs isn’t for him. But the guys that get it, get it…you know the rest.

Buy $195
price as of time of posting

The movement to make dad sneakers cool again starts here! These Pangaia sneakers are made by repurposing discarded grape skins, stalks and seeds into lightweight grape leather. The sole is made from 86% natural rubber created from industrial waste including unused prototypes and products. They come in a bunch of different colors to choose from, too.

You knew there’d be a watch on this list, and here is our pick. It’s a gold stainless steel mesh bracelet watch that’s a great option if you want to go all out this Father’s Day, but not ridiculously all-out. You know?

Buy $89.95
price as of time of posting

We love a kit, because it requires minimum thinking on our end. This shave kit from Walker & Co. includes the Bevel Safety Razor, Shave Brush, Pre-Shave Oil, Shave Cream, Post-Shave Balm, and 40 Blades. Fancy shit! 

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What Holiday Gift To Get Based On Their Zodiac Sign

Is there anything more telling about a person than their Zodiac sign? Maybe their holiday wishlist. Luckily, we’ve got you covered with the most accurate gift guide ever. Even if you don’t know enough about each zodiac sign’s strengths and weaknesses to make a highly accurate snap judgment about a person’s entire life and personality, at least you know exactly what to get your stubborn-ass Taurus sister this holiday season.

Aries

Shark HyperAIR Hair Dryer

Shark HyperAIR Hair Dryer

As the first sign in the zodiac, the Aries in your life is obsessed with being number one in pretty much everything. So for this self-proclaimed trendsetter, give them the gift of what they love most—showing up first—with this new fast-drying Shark hair dryer. Not only will they love the fact that they’re 10 steps ahead of everyone else who’s still gushing over their Dyson hair dryer (Aries knows that’s sooo last year) but they’ll also love the quick efficiency of this fast-drying, heat-damage-free Shark hair dryer.

Hutch maeve jacket

Hutch Maeve Jacket

Since Aries have an immature, childlike need for attention, you can contribute to their insatiable need to constantly be the center of everything by gifting the Aries in your life a gorgeous statement coat like this floral one from Hutch. Not only does the coat capture everyone and anyone’s attention with its bold, vibrant colors, but Aries will also find comfort in the kitschy flower print that plays to their more youthful desires.

Taurus

Honest x Vanity Planet Ionic Facial Steamer

Honest x Vanity Planet Aira Ionic Facial Steamer

The Taurus in your life knows a thing or two about being pampered, and is obsessed with everything luxurious. So let them life live every day like it’s a treat-yo-self spa day with this gorgeous facial steamer from the Honest x Vanity Planet collaboration. Of course, said Taurus will stubbornly insist that nothing compares to the expensive facial they got at the Ritz that one time, but even they will be pleasantly surprised with the high level of at-home luxury that this steamer offers.

Barefoot Dreams CozyChic™ Cheetah Spot Throw Blanket

Barefoot Dreams CozyChic Cheetah Spot Throw Blanket

Tauruses (Tauri?) will accept nothing short of the best of the best, so be sure to meet their high standard of luxury by treating them to the pinnacle of luxe living with a Barefoot Dreams blanket this holiday season. It’s one of those things that any sane person feels ridiculous purchasing for themselves because of the price point, but to receive as a gift? Well, even a stubborn Taurus won’t argue with that.

Gemini

Liverpool Los Angeles Hooded Plaid Boyfriend Blazer

Liverpool Los Angeles Hooded Plaid Boyfriend Blazer

To put it nicely, the Gemini in your life is a bit unpredictable. They like variety and options because their taste can change on a whim. So since no one knows which way the wind will blow with a Gemini on any given day, just cover your bases and get them this versatile jacket that’s a blazer/hoodie combo and fittingly as adaptable as they are.

Bright Cellars Wine Bottle

Bright Cellars Monthly Wine Subscription

As we’ve established, the Gemini in your life craves variety and excitement, so what better gift for a Gemini than a wine subscription service? With this Bright Cellars wine subscription, Geminis will never get bored because they can pick four new wines every month. Not to mention, Geminis iconically love to drink and party, making this gift idea an all-around no-brainer.

Cancer

Smudge Wellness 10 DAYS OF MAGICAL SELF-CARE (3RD ED.)

Smudge Wellness 10 Days of Magical Self Care Advent Calendar

Since Cancers are extremely intuitive and sensitive to the energies around them, give them a gift that allows them to tap into their more mystical side with this chic self-care crystal kit. Even if they’re not into the whole mystical crystal thing yet, the fact that you knew enough about them to know the traits of a Cancer to even come up with this gift idea is sentimental enough to make Cancer tear up over the thoughtfulness.

Polaroid Go Gift Set

Polaroid Go Gift Set

The Cancer in your life is sensitive, sentimental, and nostalgic. So give them what they love most, a chance to have even more sentimental possessions by gifting them a Polaroid camera. As if they weren’t hoarding enough already (please finally toss those 7th grade “love” letters, I beg of you) now they can enjoy taking fuzzy retro pics of you two in the name of creating more precious memories. Just don’t be surprised if you now get a mushy scrapbook with some of these photos for next holiday. 

Leo

Trisilk™ Luxe Pillowcase

NIGHT Trisilk Luxe Pillowcase

Represented by a lion, an aggressively obvious trait of Leos is that they love their mane AKA their hair. So treat Leos to a silk pillowcase which will help protect their beloved tresses while they sleep, plus it adds an element of glamour to their daily sleep routine.

TAYAH HANDBAG - SILVER DIAMANTE-BLACK

Billini Taya Handbag

If I could imagine a bag for a Leo, this would be it. This bag is everything that a Leo loves: glitz, glamour, and style. To put it simply, the bag is as over-the-top and attention-seeking as they are. 

Virgo

Lilysilk Trimmed Silk Women Short-sleeve Pajamas Set

LILYSILK Trimmed Silk Short-Sleeve Pajama Set

Nothing quite guarantees a Virgo’s restful night sleep like the mental comfort of knowing they’re in a matching pajama set. The successful execution of their Type-A perfectionist tendencies trickling all the way down to their nighttime outfit gives a Virgo a high that could only be matched by giving them an organizer. Speaking of…

House of CB TO DO LIST PLANNER SHEETS

House of CB To Do List Planner Sheets

Virgos are lovers of organization, aesthetics, and getting shit done, and this cheeky House of CB stationary feels like it was designed for their sign specifically. As your resident Virgo here, I can attest to the fact that I’m legit getting excited over the idea of crossing things off this highly aesthetically pleasing to-do list.

Libra

Juliette Has A Gun Perfume Wardrobe Discovery Set

Juliette Has A Gun Perfume Wardrobe Discovery Set

Notoriously indecisive, let your Libra indulge in their helpless indecision by giving them a gift that allows them to explore options. With this perfume sampler set, they can thoughtfully ponder which perfume they like best from this beloved brand without actually having to commit to a full-size bottle. Not having to choose is the best gift you could possibly give.

NickyDionCo Healing Crystal Candle

NickyDionCo Balance Healing Crystal Candle

Libras love to beautify their surroundings with harmonious things, so what better gift than this gorgeous healing crystal candle? This one in particular has the intention for balance, something Libras basically invented and will certainly appreciate.

Scorpio

Shop Betches Red Flag or Deal Breaker Card Game

Red Flag or Deal Breaker

Scorpios get stereotyped as aggressive, but for good reason—because it’s true. Not to be that girl again, but have you ever dated a Scorpio? Yeah, exactly. Ironically, Scorpios have no tolerance for games and manipulation when it comes to relationships, so play this game to figure out what their dealbreakers are. Maybe you’ll actually learn a thing or two about this sign that’s normally secretive and mysterious.

Storets Esther Faux Leather Strapless Top

Storets Esther Faux Leather Strapless Top

Another great option for your Scorpio friend is this sexy faux leather strapless top. This top screams hot-Scorpio-about-to-ruin-your-life and they’ll love owning that energy all night at the bar while potential suitors hopelessly buy them drinks. 

Sagittarius

Lululemon Everywhere Belt Bag

Lululemon Everywhere Belt Bag

Get the restless and adventurous Sagittarius this stylish wintry belt bag, which is perfect for all of their #wanderlust adventures. Since they’re always on the go, they obviously can’t be bothered with an actual purse, so they’ll love the ease of this convenient Lululemon belt bag.

CREAM YOGA CHARLOTTE BRA + ANGELA LEGGING SET NAVY DITSY

Cream Yoga Charlotte Bra + Angela Legging Set

Since Sagittarius is the most high energy of all the signs, you can be certain that they’re actually making it to that 6am Barre class you both signed up for… unlike yourself. So for your Sagittarius friend, gift them a cute workout set that you know they’ll wear to the five million different workout classes they attend. Plus, that way, when you inevitably bail on the class because you’re too hungover, you can rest easy in bed knowing independent Sag still made it to class without you and looked cute as hell while there.

Capricorn

4th & Reckless Neva Single Breasted Blazer Beige Check

4th & Reckless Neva Single Breasted Blazer Beige Check

Probably the most obvious gift I’ll suggest in this gift guide is this stylish tailored blazer for the hardworking and ambitious Capricorn. Even if said Capricorn is still in a work-from-home situation, they’ll probs still wear this subtly printed blazer just for the Zooms, if only to remind everyone of what a boss they are.

Skin Gym WrinkLit LED Mask

Skin Gym WrinkLit LED Mask

Capricorns are very disciplined, and as such, they value skin care. So get them a gift only a diligent Capricorn would appreciate: a LED face mask. You know you’ll get your money’s worth since they’re the only person you can actually count on to use it regularly enough to get results.

Aquarius

While We’re aWake Bodega Crewneck

WHILE WE’RE aWAKE Bodega Crewneck

Your non-conforming Aquarius friend will adore the understated irony of this casually cool Bodega-inspired crewneck. The nonchalant streetwear graphic is anti-mainstream, perfect for your alternative Aquarius.

Adornmode Trev Necklace

Adornmode Trev Necklace

Aquarians have always been into all things sci-fi, but now it’s actually trendy to be into space shit. Since it’s currently cool, there are lots of space-themed fashion pieces you can get them, like this celestial-inspired necklace they’re sure to love. 

Pisces

Ecru Oasis Top

Ecru Oasis Top

Pisces will appreciate both the dreamy artistic design and sustainable worldliness of this top from independent designer, Ecru. They’ll love the imaginative design inspired by the Peruvian mountains and take pride in this artistic gift.

Uncommon Goods Beach Day Paint-By-Numbers Kit

Uncommon Goods Beach Day Paint-By-Numbers Kit

Pisces seek to constantly express themselves creatively, so get them this paint by numbers art set which is a combination of everything they love: art and the beach. They’ll love being able to lose themselves in the activity of painting, plus they’ll get a wall-worthy image at the end of it, unlike some of their other free-spirited, emotionally-inspired art that they currently have on display.

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An Impractical Gift Guide For The People Who Have Everything

Somehow Christmas music is already playing on the radio, so I guess it’s time to start buying gifts. I’ve had since last Christmas to think about what to buy people, but it’s still not enough time—especially for the people who aren’t easily satisfied with a Glossier Balm Dot Com Trio or an Aquis Rapid Dry Hair Wrap. 

This is the quintessential gift guide for those people in your life. I promise you they won’t own any of this. No one has this sh*t. From an intravenous drip for plants to a Juliette Lewis mousepad, you won’t find these things on the Goop Gift Guide. 

For the… 

New Parent: Wearable Mop for a Baby

Did you know being a parent is hard? Let’s make the newborn do something while they’re doing nothing. My favorite thing about this item is that it comes in a range of sizes. Even if your baby is already 18-24 months, they can wear one of these. No need to encourage the baby to walk when crawling makes the floors cleaner. Takes the pressure off the parents and the baby. 

Horticulturist: Life Support Plant Drop

Bubblegum Stuff Plant Life Support Drip, Automatic Watering System for House Plants

This is really a gift to yourself because you no longer have to kill their plants while they’re out of town. Is this you? “Why are the leaves brown? It’s either too much water or too little water. Could it be not enough light? Well, no, because this is where they left the plant. They wouldn’t have left it in this corner if it’s not supposed to be in this corner. I don’t really get thirsty until the evening. Maybe I’m watering at the wrong time of day?” If any of that sounds like your own internal dialogue, it’s time to get your friend a more dependable way to keep their plants happy and healthy. 

Celiac: Bread Plush Pillow

For those that have a real allergy to gluten and miss bread. This is not a gift for those who have given up gluten for non-medical reasons. People who have been able to give up gluten for non-medical reasons don’t really love bread, and they really never did. 

WFHomer: Juliette Lewis Mousepad

This is for the friend who learned they never even had to be in an office in the first place.  No more stinky leftovers being microwaved or coworkers knowing each other’s bathroom schedule—this friend of yours is set. All that’s missing is a Juliette Lewis mousepad to go with their three monitors and ergonomic chair. “It’s a good quality item.” (A quote from Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation, a film in which Juliette Lewis shines.)

Dog Parent: Urine Detector Light

Dog Urine Light Detector

When someone leaves their dog home alone, they don’t know what’s gone down while they’ve been away. Finally, a gadget to ruin their ignorance. An anonymous Amazon customer wrote, “try not to burn your house down when you see how much your pet has actually peed on your carpet…I suggest you have a few shots of whiskey so you don’t care as much about how much urine is in your carpet!”

AirPods Lover: Cordless Jump Rope

Cordless Jump Rope with Counter,LVYOUIF Ropeless Jump Rope

So, you’re telling me that while we don’t need a cord for headphones we also don’t need a rope for jump? These are the AirPods of exercise equipment. Your loved one will never trip on that silly rope again. Tangle-free living, baby! 

Overachiever: Umbrella Hat

Man in white puffy coat and white Umbrella hat

For that very busy person who doesn’t even have time to hold an umbrella, get them this. It goes well with AirPods and the Cordless Jump Rope. They can be listening to music and jumping rope while it is pouring down rain. That’s a W. 

Traveler Who is Anti-Vaxx: Sky Mall Bigfoot 

Yeti Statue

Remember the catalog Sky Mall? Me too. Well, your friend who refuses to get vaccinated might not be able to travel in the future, so why not get them one of the most memorable gifts from Sky Mall? Every time they look out their window, they can be reminded of the friendly skies they once frequented. 

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The Betches’ Holiday Gift Guide 2020

Ah, the holidays. Time to try to get gifts for every single important person in your life, despite not knowing WTF they want (and they really need nothing). Even harder is coming up with what you yourself want, since it feels like you have a million ideas of what you’d want as a holiday gift, until the moment someone asks for your wish list, when it all goes blank. Well, we’re here to help you in that department. I polled the team at Betches for their holiday must-haves. Here’s what’s on our wish list for 2020.

Sami, Co-Founder And Co-Host of Diet Starts Tomorrow

LoveShackFancy Rosa Beaux Bath Wrap, $25

Extend the length of your towel sitting sessions with a towel wrap that stays up. Also, I am a sucker for a floral design. Since I last checked, the price has gone down to $25 which gives you a better reason to buy it. 

Hillhouse December In New York Candle, $50

Since I am not leaving my house this winter, December in New York aromas will have to come to me.

Birthdate Co. Birthdate Candles, $38

Perfect for astrology lovers and people who like to think about themselves, because it comes with a whole blurb about your date of birth that describes your personality. Mine was 100% on point and no one has paid me to say that.

Double Burner Grill From Le Creuset, $99.95

For those in apartment living who want to simulate a bbq, this is the closest you’ll get this winter.

Cliff House Plaid Robe, $150

Ok, I technically bought this for myself (from the hotel on my honeymoon), but it’s the most comfortable robe I’ve ever worn and is extremely soft. I get questions about it on Insta story whenever I wear it. 

Aleen, Co-Founder & Co-Host of Diet Starts Tomorrow

M Jewelers Personalized Letter Necklace, $145

Nostalgia is so hot right now, and what could be better than a nameplate necklace that mixes throwback with self-involvement? There’s also a gothic font option if you can’t leave the 90s in the past.

My City Alocasia Cube 16, $65

Never worry about killing another plant again because these are self-watering planters. See mom, I don’t kill everything I touch!

Drunk Elephant T.L.C. Sukari Babyfacial™ AHA + BHA Mask, $80

I know the price tag seems scary, but this is the best at-home facial. Odds of being able to get in-person facials this winter seem slim, so it might be time to invest.

Jordana, Co-Founder & Co-Host Of U Up?

Gravity Weighted Sleep Mask, $40

My top priorities this year are soothing my anxiety and getting a good night’s sleep, so this is pretty perfect for that.  

Yeti Rambler 20 Oz Tumbler With Magslider Lid, $29.99

I need something to take on my morning walks where I don’t have to carry a cap and that won’t leak. I need to be able to take a quick sip before putting the mask back on, and I’m hoping this will do the trick. 

Ravensburger The Portal 1500 Piece Puzzle, $26.00

I”m planning on having a very inactive social life this winter, and puzzles are a great way to relax without looking at a screen. 

Ashley, Director, Content & Strategy

Simplehuman Sensor Mirror Trio Max, $350

I forgot how to do makeup over quarantine and this will help when I’m trying to cover all my maskne. 

Theragun Prime, $299

Since the only thing to do is workout from home, this will help with recovery. You probably don’t want to be getting an in-person massage right now, just saying.

Brittany, Art Director & Manager of @betchesmoms

Lunya Washable Silk Button Down Pant Set, $258

“Washable silk” sounds like an oxymoron, but I promise it isn’t. Might as well invest in fancy pajamas since we have no chance to wear fancy clothes anywhere.

Electric & Rose Neal Sweatshirt, $158

Abbot Kinney Lounge Pant, $158

Tie. Dye. Sweat. Set. The motto of 2020.

Jessie Rubin Studio Drippy Lippy Rainbow Tray, $120

Jessie makes amazing art and home decor, and it’s original art that you’re not going to see in all your friends’ houses because they got it from Target.

Sara, Editor-In-Chief

Juicy Couture Anniversary Hoodie, $149.50,

& Anniversary Velour Pant, $99

My mom never let me have one of these in middle school, and now I know why! But, I mean, look at how beautiful it is. And I’m putting it on this wish list because I obviously can’t justify spending that much money myself on a throwback piece.

Lululemon Down For It All Earwarmer, $38

I regret to inform you that quarantine has forced me to become one of those people who (*pauses for dramatic effect*) runs outside. And with the weather getting colder, keeping your ears warm is key.

Dano’s Dangerous Pineapple & Jalapeño Infused Tequila, $40

Onto things I will actually use: this pineapple and jalapeño infused tequila. As a person who likes spicy margaritas but is too lazy to invest in ingredients like Cointreau and real limes, this will make a good addition to my bar cart (that is actually just a shelf in my freezer, but whatever).

 

Dylan, Assistant Editor

Ugg Blanket, $98

Now that we’re getting to the cold part of quarantine, you need to be as comfy as possible at all times. Since you can’t actually wear your Uggs in bed, this blanket is the next best thing.

Nintendo Switch Lite, $199.99 

I successfully avoided buying one of these in the spring, but nine months later, I’m still f*cking bored. Can’t hurt!

Shop Betches Candle, $3o

Obviously we’re all spending a lot of time at home right now, so why not spruce up your space with this candle that smells great, and is also topical?

Nicole, Marketing Manager & Co-Host of Betches Brides

Barefoot Dreams CozyChic Heathered Adult Robe, $180

Let’s face it—you’re not going anywhere exciting soon because of 2020, so you might as well splurge on items that make you comfortable from your couch. This Barefoot Dreams robe is a bit expensive for a robe, but I can assure you that it will change the course of your life. It’s the softest thing I’ve ever touched. There’s a reason the Kardashians are also obsessed with this brand. If you’re like me and already own 12 different robes, you could opt for a blanket instead. Get this for the ultimate lounger in your life or yourself.

Brooklinen Sheets, From $99

2020 has made me realize it’s important to invest in my bed. I can’t describe how much of a difference quality sheets on your bed make—just trust me on this. Also, they’re a good gift for couples for whom you don’t know what TF to get this year. 

Urban Stems The Dinero Plant, $60 

The money tree is symbolic of good fortune and prosperity, which we could all use more of. Get this for the person in your life who needs that extra spark of motivation, and also just wants a cool decoration to put next to their WFH station. Also, it’s a low-maintenance plant, meaning you won’t kill it as you did with all your other plants. But let me be clear—if I don’t hit the lottery after buying this, I’m returning it (JK). 

Kelsey, AE Brand Partnerships

LLB Pile Fleece Vest, $89

It just looks really cozy and is perfect for layering and outdoor activities, which are the only activities I will be doing this year!

Athleta Whisper Featherless Jacket, $199 

I’m going to need a lightweight jacket to run outside in, again, cause I’ll only be able to be outside, and this will make sure I’m seen on the roads when it’s dark at 4pm. Plus, it’s cute.

Athleta Balance Jogger, $89

Matching Sweatshirt, $119

I’ve only been wearing yoga pants, so the joggers will switch it up, plus it’s a fun, bright color which might put me in a better mood than wearing all black. Also looks cozy chic to me! 

New Balance Fresh Foam Sneakers, $149.99 

Threw in an extra—I already bought these, but it feels like stepping/running on a springboard and is the fluffiest comfiest thing ever, plus ankle support—worth the investment!

Sean, Podast Manager

American Giant Classic Full Zip Hoodie, $112 

I’ve been waiting for someone to get me this sweatshirt since I first heard about it being called “the greatest hoodie ever made.” Sadly, no one loves me enough to take the hint, so this year I finally exercised a little #selfcare and ordered one for myself. This thing is amazing. It lives up to the hype. Don’t let your loved ones go unloved this year (like I did) and get them a quality US-made hoodie.

‘Friends’: The Official Advent Calendar, $29.99 

Every holiday season has that one must-have item. Some years it’s an annoying talking Elmo doll. Other years, it’s a different annoying talking Elmo doll. Most years, it’s whatever Frozen merch my niece seems to be clamoring for. This year, it’s the Friends Advent Calendar. But one thing is guaranteed every year: I will always wait too long to order the must-have gift and be left kicking myself. If you manage to find this Friends advent calendar in stock somewhere online, please DM me and I’ll be forever grateful. Complete with 40 keepsakes, I can think of little else that would bring this much joy to my holiday season.

Playstation 5, From $399.99

Speaking of must-have items for the holiday season, look no further than the Playstation 5. This is a perfect example of “you always want what you can’t have.” Playstation has been around forever, and I haven’t bought one since they originally came out in 1996. So when I heard about the new console being released, it didn’t really excite me. Then I heard about the low supply due to COVID and I immediately had to have one. If you’re trying to find the perfect gift for that special someone (most likely someone that’s driving you crazy in quarantine and needs a new hobby) look no further than the impossible-to-get PS5. Available online only this season, there are already countless stories of people getting one into their checkout cart, only to have it go out of stock before they could even click ‘next’. I’ve tried and failed to get one several times now. If you can somehow pull it off, you will be crowned the queen of Christmas this year. Best of luck to you all.

Kristin, Sales & Brand Partnerships

Tula 24-7 Moisture Hydrating Day And Night Cream, $52

I am obsesssssed with TULA. You can’t go wrong with any of their products. Their 24/7 Moisturizer is legitimately the best thing ever. Their website also has a dedicated holiday section right now with some bundle discount gifts.

Sips By Tea Subscription, $15

For the tea lovers in your life, this gift keeps on giving for a very reasonable price. They’ll get four personalized teas a month chosen based on their preferences.

Framebridge The #1 Gift: 10×12, $75

With a name like that, how could you not get it for someone? This frame works with any iPhone or Instagram pic and is perfect for all the couples you know who just got engaged.

Abby, Graphic Designer

Shop Betches What Day Is It? Hoodie, $56

Be honest, you’re going to wear this every single day from here on out.

Fujifilm Instax Mini 11 Instant Camera, $69.00

This nostalgic instant camera will transport you to happier times, like when you could legally be in the same room as total strangers.

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How To Ask For Money Instead of Gifts This Holiday Season

If you’ve ever read a story by yours truly, you know that the holidays give me all the life I’ll ever need. Even now, as a 26-year-old jaded New Yorker who is impressed by nothing, I tear open a perfectly-wrapped gift with the same energy that most people save for fighting strangers at Target on Black Friday. However, sometimes I’ll rip off the wrapping paper, lift the cardboard lid, and find a disappointing gift. Honestly, the last time I got excited over a gift that came in a box was in 2004, and guess what was in the box? A puppy.

Unless you’re gifting someone the eternal happiness that comes with a dog, wrapped gifts just aren’t as exciting as they used to be. Maybe it’s just a downside of being an adult, but my favorite kind of gift is a monetary one. Like, want to give me a gift I’ll truly cherish? Pay for my gym membership for a month! Just kidding, but like, not really. If all you and your loved ones want for Christmas is some cheddar, listen up, because etiquette expert Elaine Swann will clue you in how to give money as a gift seeming like you put zero thought into your present, and on the flip side, how to ask for money without looking like an entitled douchecanoe.

The only time I’ve ever witnessed people asking for money instead of presents was at my brother and his wife’s wedding. Yes, you read that right. These two asked their guests to donate to a honeymoon fund instead of losing their sanity on a wedding registry. At first, I thought it was the tackiest thing I’d ever heard, but then I saw the photos of them gallivanting around the Ritz in Paris and realized they didn’t drop a damn cent on this. And that’s when I realized that asking for money in lieu of gifts is, honestly, the move.

So if you’re just looking to give cash this holiday season, Swann suggests, “Make sure you personalize this gift. Give some thought to how this person may use the money. Then, in the note, you can add in a line about something that is a hobby of theirs or something they may enjoy doing with the money.” So, for example, if you’re giving me money, tell me a little tale about a thirsty girl who’s strapped for cash and loves white wine. Cute, right?

If you’ve been raised to exhibit classiness in your day-to-day life and don’t want to stop now by asking for money, worry not because there are ways to do it without looking like Mona Lisa Saperstein.

Swann says, “Be honest! Let them know that you have your heart set on a ski trip, a spa treatment, paying off your student loans, or any other kind of experience you’re interested in. By stating this, you can encourage them to give the gift of money that can go toward this experience.” For an added bonus, she advises, “Keep it towards an experience that people can see and feel a part of when you share stories or photos through social media.” Because the only thing better than seeing the look on someone’s face when they open a gift is being publicly thanked (and tagged) on Instagram stories once they actually use your gift.

Look, if anyone is actually giving you a holiday gift, chances are they know you pretty well, so they’re not going to judge you for asking for money (they probably know you well enough to judge you for your choice in exes/Seamless orders/generally destructive life choices instead). 

If you do want money, don’t wring out your generous friends by asking for a fortune. That’s actually why putting this money towards something specific, like a trip or a facial, is the way to go, and it will actually give them an idea of how much they should give you without you having to awkwardly name a number. At the end of the day, everyone loves getting money as a present! I’ve never heard any of my rich friends who work in finance or advertising open an envelope of cash and be like, “Ugh, I wish it was bath salts!” So, if you love your friends and family, get them something they really want, like a crisp Benjamin. 

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