Today in news that doesn’t make you look up from your phone, the Stormy Daniels turmoil has raised Trump’s approval rating among men. According to a new poll, while men seem to approve of the president’s romp with Daniels, women are increasingly turned off by literally everything he does. It is incredible how you think you’re as turned off as possible, then you hear about the president getting his ass spanked with a magazine with his face on the cover and your clit cools down to record low temperatures.
According to The Hill women’s approval of him fell from 41% to 35% since the Stormy Daniels mess while men’s rose 3% to 53%. This poll was taken right after the Stormy Daniels’ 60 Minutes interview and it’s being called the “Stormy Effect.” I guess it’s every man’s wet dream to not only have $130,000, but pay that amount of money to a porn star to keep quiet about a one night stand. Maybe we just need a steady stream (Trump’s favorite thing) of porn stars to do tell-all interviews from now until the midterms. We’ll put on a sports game or something to distract the boys and just drain any women”s support of the president.
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