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4 Holiday Hairstyles You Can Do At Home

By Betches Staff

Sponsored by TRESemmé The holidays are here, people.

3 Easy Dishes To Bring To Friendsgiving That Will Trick People Into Thinking You Can Cook

By Betchy Crocker

There’s no easy way to say this, so here it goes: Baking and cooking for Thanksgiving sucks ass.

5 Ways To Get Rid Of Cellulite Without Plastic Surgery

By The Betch That Explains It All

As Cady Heron once said, it turns out there can be a lot wrong on your body.

5 Easy Halloween Makeup Looks You Don't Have To Be A Beauty Blogger To Pull Off

By The Betch That Explains It All

Prepping for Halloween can be very stressful and tedious, which is probably why we avoid all Party City's and Spirits until like, October 30th.

6 Group Halloween Costume Ideas You Need To Lock Down Before The Other Thots Get To Them

By The Betch That Explains It All

Tomorrow officially marks the first day of basic bitch szn fall, so you know what that means.

Make These Boozy Moon Pies So No One Has To Know You Missed The Eclipse

By Betchy Crocker

If you’re currently living in the United States, then you know that people have been collectively losing their shit and jizzing themselves over this fucking eclipse.

8 Healthy Smoothies That Won’t Make You Vom

By Betchy Crocker

Smoothies and juices are always going to be a top tier food item in the pyramid de betch.

10 Cheap Yet Filling Meals That Won't Make You Bloated For When You're Broke AF

By Miss Ameribetch

So you've been putting shit on your tab too much and your credit card is maxed out.

9 Ways to Make A Healthy Dinner If All You Know How To Do Is Microwave

By Dr. Frankenbetch

Once upon a time, there was a goddess-in-training named Dr.

I Will Never Learn How To Cook, And You Shouldn't Either

By Miss Ameribetch

If feminism means being able to do everything a man can do, then it also means being able to not do everything a man can doesn't do.