When Disney first dropped the trailer for Cruella, the live action origin story of everyone’s favorite dog-loathing fashion icon from 101 Dalmatians, I cracked my knuckles and prepared to commit to a life of hating on the film for years to come.
Considering the last movie recap I was asked to do was Fifty Shades Freed, I figured I could both tear apart what promises to be a terrible film and ruin some people’s childhoods when tasked with writing an honest review of the Disney Channel classic, Halloweentown.
As young betches, after we realized boys don't really have cooties, but before we realized that they're actually all just fuckboys who will ruin our lives, we enjoyed fantasizing about being whisked away by a certain type of bro.