It’s Wednesday, so you’re probably starting to sober up from the combo of anti-anxiety meds and booze that got you through inauguration weekend. But while the Xanax may be wearing off, you now have to face the fact that a man whose idea of TBT is paraphrasing Hitler is now president. I mean, you should probably call your representatives and shit, unless you want to spend the next four years celibate because some old dude took away your birth control.
But once you’ve done that, you can go back to pretending we aren’t all fucked. Here’s a bunch of hot dudes to help with that.
This weekend, bad-ass women all over the world marched to prove that we’re not going anywhere, and it was awesome. While the girl power was inspirational all around, we also got some much needed laughs from some of the incredible signs. Here are some of the baddest betches that were out marching.
My sister took this pic in NYC yesterday and it may be my favorite sign yet #womensmarch pic.twitter.com/OWmRMbFIU4
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) January 22, 2017
Brb, pouring one out for all the betches with Resting Bitch Face.
I LOVE THIS #WomensMarch pic.twitter.com/QKB8Iire6P
— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) January 22, 2017
Rihanna for #WomensMarch pic.twitter.com/HzjtJZDebf
— VOGUE ASPECTS (@VOGUE_ASPECTS) January 22, 2017
Rihanna didn’t even need a sign to kill the game.
Given my lack of creativity and staying woke even after being supremely lazy, this is my favourite sign from the #WomensMarch pic.twitter.com/NadsIzZtvj
— Soutrik (@SoutrikDebnath) January 23, 2017
This is our desired level of effort.
Game of Thrones inspired signs at the #womensmarch pic.twitter.com/iCTlbjd1RZ
— Tyrion Lannister (@GoT_Tyrion) January 22, 2017
Harsh, but probably accurate.
I asked some sign makers at the #WomensMarch to pose with their creations, and then tell me about them. https://t.co/sgi7SdR38W pic.twitter.com/uJDHp9n14q
— Tim Townsend (@TownsendReport) January 23, 2017
Yeah, Melania does not look excited for the next four years.
Saw many fine signs on #womensmarch
This one was hard to beat, along with ‘Not really a sign guy, but jeez!’ pic.twitter.com/0CvBRTuB40
— Simon Booker (@simonbooker) January 23, 2017
Is this lady actually Mary Poppins? Real question.
This sign was great #WomensMarch pic.twitter.com/nKFlyfytuh
— Bart Starr Mistrot (@bartmistrot) January 23, 2017
Betchy in any language.
Favorite sign so far! pic.twitter.com/q1BHVd0pZR
— Rachel (@BowiedipDe) January 21, 2017
It’s just the rules.
Your daily protest sign. #theresistance #indivisible #womensmarch #todaywerise pic.twitter.com/VTBqAfOn2g
— Denice_Snowflake (@ecined) January 23, 2017
We’ve always been terrified of The Joker.
My favorite sign #WomensMarch #womensmarchnyc pic.twitter.com/cZQVHhWWF6
— Dylan Marron (@dylanmarron) January 21, 2017
It’s hard out her for a witch.
Another favorite #WomensMarch #womensmarchonwashington sign pic.twitter.com/B0SROMS5px
— K. Locke (@Bibliogato) January 21, 2017
There’s always time for a Regina George reference.
I want to be friends with whoever made this sign. #WomensMarch #MeanGirls #Trump pic.twitter.com/eUduqFDJF1
— Ellie Close (@MissEllieClose) January 23, 2017
And another Mean Girls sign for good measure.
The most powerful sign of the #WomensMarch. pic.twitter.com/tgdEep8CHu by #2tall4u2
— Jason G (@jggrda) January 23, 2017
— NikkieTutorials (@NikkieTutorials) January 21, 2017