Ask for more celebrity gossip amidst quarantine and ye shall receive, friends. On Sunday, Kristin Cavallari announced her unexpected divorce from Jay Cutler, and between that news alone and the inconsistent details regarding the cause of their split, I thought we were set for the month as far as celebrity news goes. But now we have bigger fish to fry, and by fry I mean analyze, since TMZ reports that Gigi Hadid is pregnant, expecting a baby with Zayn Malik.
TMZ broke the exclusive that Gigi Hadid is pregnant, claiming “family sources for the couple tell us … Gigi is 20 weeks along.” They also claim that it’s unclear if they know the sex of the baby yet, but “both of their families are very excited”. Now, I know that this is just one report from TMZ, but I do feel like they don’t usually tend to get it wrong. They broke the news of Kylie’s pregnancy, so I feel like, at least when it comes to secretive celebrity pregnancies, they can be trusted.
Just two days ago, Gigi posted a Boomerang on her Instagram from her 25th birthday celebration, featuring those giant number balloons every Instagram influencer is probably contractually obligated to pose with. Gigi’s birthday is April 23rd, and although the photos were posted on the 26th, she does not look even remotely pregnant, so the fact that TMZ is reporting that she is already 20 weeks along is definitely interesting. Like, she doesn’t even look like she’s pregnant with a food baby here. Then again, I could 100% see Gigi Hadid being one of those women who remains tiny throughout a pregnancy. She just would. Sigh, some people just have it all.
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According to another Instagram post, Gigi celebrated her 25th birthday with her mom, Yolanda, her sister, Bella, Zayn, and also a giant cake shaped like a bagel made by the Cake Boss, Buddy Valastro himself. Cool, so that’s two foods I’m not convinced Gigi actually eats.
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Had the sweetest day celebrating my 25th birthday with my quarantine family, who made it so special for me, along with all the love I felt from all over the world! Thank you to everyone for the birthday messages, I carried you with me yesterday!! 💛🙏 I am grateful and lucky that my family and friends -near and far- are healthy and safe, and although I missed loved ones I wish I could have celebrated with, know that these times will make us even more grateful for togetherness to be had in the future ! I will never forget my 25th bday! +++The icing on the perfect quarantine bday was finding out my surprise everything-bagel-cake was made by the one and only Cake Boss @buddyvalastro who I have watched for over a decade. I CRIED REAL TEARS! BUDDY! This is a dream come true. I can’t believe you made this cake for me while the bakery is closed. It means more to me than you know, and when we hopefully meet some day you will truly know that there almost isn’t an episode I’ve missed. 10/10 would be a Carlo’s intern whenever needed. 😆 Grateful, honored, your biggest fan. 🥯🥯🥯🥯🍰
I for one wish Gigi and Zayn all the best, and would like to congratulate them in advance for having the most beautiful child the world has ever seen.
We all know that Cardi B don’t dance now, but that might just be because her feet are swollen and need a rest. There are new reports surfacing that the princess of hip hop, Cardi B is pregnant, according to sources at TMZ. Cardi made big news last fall when she got engaged to Migos member Offset, showing off a gigantic diamond, and they’re apparently wasting no time moving forward with their relationship.
Sources first started to surface with pregnancy news after the Super Bowl, when employees at the Maxim party were told that Cardi would not be drinking due to her being pregnant. For reference, the Maxim party had two VIP areas: one for athletes and other famous people, and one exclusively for Cardi and her entourage. She is such a fucking badass, please tell me how I can join this entourage.
Obviously, someone from the Maxim party couldn’t keep their big fucking mouth shut, and that leaves us with a TMZ report and a lot to think about. Will this derail Cardi’s quest for world domination? Are a Migo (is that the singular form?) and a former Love & Hip Hop star really ready to be parents? How can we get an invite to the Maxim Super Bowl party? Lots of questions here, that’s for sure.
We’ll admit, we’re starting to get a headache from all of this celeb pregnancy news, and we had hoped that Khloé Kardashian might be the last pregnancy for a while, but we’ll make an exception for Queen Cardi. Honestly, all these pregnancies are really messing with my brain, and I might need to adopt a child or something. Eh, that sounds like a lot of work, and I can barely even force myself to put on pants. But it is making me wonder: Is something in the air? Am I pregnant? Oh wait, I’m a guy. Still, though, I feel like you can never be too sure.
So whether Cardi B is pregnant or not, she’ll probably continue to take over the world and we’ll all just watch in awe. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go listen to “Bodak Yellow” about 100 times before I can go about the rest of my day.
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