birthday

By Gabi Conti

We share a name with an often terminal disease, we are a crab, our star sign looks like a 69.

By Ryanne Probst

Guys, I have a very pressing matter to discuss, and no, it’s not how I'll watch Noah Centineo’s new Netflix movie today while at work.

By Holly Hammond

January is my birthday month, so to fellow Capricorns, hello, you are the best.

By Dylan Hafer

Moment of silence, because today is a very important day in the Bravo universe.

By Sweetest Betch You'll Ever Meet

Today is a sacred day.

By Mary Kate Fotch

In our ongoing efforts to make astrology the most widely accepted religion of 2018, we present to you our sign season horoscopes.

By The Betch In Apartment 23

Happy Monday, gang!

By Wicked Betch of the West

With Mercury out of retrograde, the world is your oyster.

By The Head Pro

I won't lie, shopping for men is fucking hard.

By Mary Kate Fotch

In our ongoing efforts to make astrology the most widely accepted religion of 2018, we present to you our new sign season horoscopes.