‘When’s Happy Hour?’ Is Out Now, And We’re Celebrating With A Huge Giveaway

The day you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived: our third book, When’s Happy Hour?is out now! You read our general life advice on how to win at everything in Nice Is Just A Place In France, you followed our dating advice in I Had A Nice Time And Other Lies, so now it’s time to read our career advice in When’s Happy Hour? (I know, we decided not to go with the “nice” title this time around. What can we say, we’re growing up.)

Now that the book is here, we’re celebrating by giving you all three days of gifting. You’re welcome. Today’s gift is: MATTE GOLD BEATS HEADPHONES!!! You know you’ve been wanting them. Here’s how you can win: Buy our new book, screenshot your order and email it to [email protected] (with proof of purchase & today’s date to enter). That’s it. You’re entered. All winners will be announced Sunday. May the odds be ever in your favor.

So where can you buy When’s Happy Hour? Here’s all the info you need, so you can order and start reading ASAP:

Amazon

Target

Barnes & Noble

Books-A-Million

Now back to the book. For those of you doubters out there, wondering, “Why should I take career advice from self-proclaimed ‘betches’ who curse all the time?” Um, it’s because we’re really f*cking smart, that’s why. The Betches founders, Aleen Kuperman, Samantha Fishbein, and Jordana Abraham, took a viral blog and turned it into a full-fledged media company that pulls in over $5 million in revenue. And they’ve done it all without outside investors. So they know a thing or two about starting a business and how to be successful.

In When’s Happy Hour?  we cover everything from how not to format your resume to what to wear to the office to navigating workplace hookups (I’ll save you that section and say you should probably not do it unless you’re positive he’s the Jim Halpert to your Pam Beesly). And that’s not all we cover, obvi. If you’re in serious need of career advice, and your career center isn’t helping, we got you. Think of it like, all the career advice you could ever want to ask your friends, if your friends also happened to be successful entrepreneurs. Yeah, it’s going to be really f*cking good.

Official Contest Rules (If You Care):

NO PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND IS NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN THIS SWEEPSTAKES. A PURCHASE OR PAYMENT DOES NOT INCREASE THE CHANCES OF WINNING.

Eligibility. This Betches 3 Day Giveaway (the “Sweepstakes”) is open to all legal U.S. residents who have reached the age of eighteen (18) by October 25, 2018.   This Sweepstakes is void where prohibited by law. This Sweepstakes is subject to all applicable federal, state, local rules and laws and regulations.

Agreement to Official Rules and Decisions. By participating in this Sweepstakes, the entrant (“You”) fully and unconditionally agree to be bound by and accept these Official Rules and the decisions of Betches Media LLC (“Betches”) (including, without limitation, decisions regarding eligibility of entries, the selection of entrants and the winners, and the awarding of prizes), which are final and binding in all respects. You also represent and warrant that You meet the eligibility requirements.

Timing. This Sweepstakes will run for 3 days, beginning October 25, 2018, at 1 pm EST through October 27, 2018, at 11:59 pm EST. There will be one (1) winner chosen each day (one on October 25, one on October 26, and one on October 27) on Instagram Story at the conclusion of the Sweepstakes.

How to Enter. The Betches Instagram Story will post a picture of the gift on each day. To enter this Sweepstakes, you must screenshot your book sales confirmation or any other social media post from your account regarding the launch of When’s Happy Hour: Work Hard So You Can Hardly Work. As explained above, the Sweepstakes will run for 3 days from October 25, 2018, at 1:00 pm EST through October 27, 2018, at 11:59 pm EST, and from and after 12:00 am EST on October 28, 2018, no further entries will be accepted.

Prize. One winner (“Winner”) will be chosen randomly each day as the Winner of this Sweepstakes. The Winner will receive one (1) gift, prize and value can vary depending on date of entry and date of win. The prize will be awarded to an individual who is eligible and meeting all prize conditions. If an initial awardee is deemed ineligible, a new drawing for that prize will occur and the prize will be awarded to the individual meeting all conditions. The prize is nontransferable. Any and all prize-related expenses, including without limitation any and all federal, state, and/or local taxes, shall be the sole responsibility of Winner. No substitution of prize or transfer/assignment of prize to others or request for the cash equivalent by Winner is permitted. Acceptance of prize constitutes permission for Betches to use Your Instagram handle for purposes of advertising, promotion, and other business purposes without further compensation, unless prohibited by law.

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Requests must be received by November 28, 2018.

We’re Going On Tour, Betches!

You obviously love Betches, which is presumably why you’re here. Well now, we’re making your dreams come true and giving you the chance to meet the Head Betches. That’s right, the Betches—Aleen Kuperman, Samantha Fishbein, and Jordana Abraham—are going on tour. But not like, a music tour. We’re going on a book tour, duh. For our third book, When’s Happy Hour?In support of our third book which officially came out TODAY, we are having a number of book signings at various locations throughout the country. You’ll get the opportunity to meet us and pick up a copy of When’s Happy Hour? that you can get signed by the Head Betches and authors of the book! All the signings are free and open to the public (aka you can just show up unannounced) unless otherwise indicated. Check out all the info below. We’ll see you there, betches!

October 23, 7pm – Cornell Tech After Hours @ The Wooly
New York, NY

October 24, 1pm – NYU Bookstore
New York, NY

October 24, 5:30pm – Kendra Scott Store
New York, NY – RSVP HERE

October 25, 7pm – Sixth & I
Washington, DC – TICKETS HERE

November 1, 6pm – Bulletin Flagship Store
New York, NY

November 7, 6pm – Yale Bookstore
New Haven, CT

November 8, 6pm – Penn Bookstore
Philadelphia, PA

November 13, 7pm – Boston University Bookstore
Boston, MA

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What You Missed At Jill Zarin’s 5th Annual Luxury Luncheon In The Hamptons

RHONY veteran, businesswoman, and philanthropist Jill Zarin’s fifth annual Luxury Luncheon to benefit the International Thyroid Oncology Group (ITOG) was held in the Hamptons last weekend, attended by an impressive crew of Real Housewives from all over the nation including LuAnn D’Agostino, Ramona Singer, Tinsley Mortimer, Cindy Barshop, Gizelle Bryant, Marysol Patton, Kelly Bensimon, and many more. Plenty of other celebs, personalities, socialites, and influencers like Dina Lohan, Heather McDonald, Vinny Ventiera (Bachelor/BiP), and obviously the Betches themselves gathered at Zarin’s gorgeous AF Southampton estate to enjoy gourmet small plates by celebrity chef Roblé Ali and amaze craft cocktails alongside the insane Hamptons waterside view. 

Though we def think hanging out in the Hamptons with the Housewives is a gift in and of itself, Jill Zarin and event producers Ticket2Events put together a super fetch gift basket for all guests in attendance which included a ton of beauty products from lashes to face masks to hair tools, as well as our very own hilarious book, I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies: How to Find Love & Shit Like That.

We def recommend picking up your own copy here, and if you don’t want to…

Many attendees donated to the cause, ITOG, which is close to Zarin’s own heart, as her husband Bobby is currently undergoing a difficult battle with advanced thyroid cancer. A big thank you to Jill and everyone involved in making this amazing event possible.