The Most Savage Tweets From Last Night’s State Of The Union

Last night millions of people tuned in to see if the President of the United States could pull off the incredible task of reading a pre-written script. A warning to all future American presidents: be careful not to trip over the bar set so low before you. As it turns out, Trump can, in fact, read. Am I surprised? Truly. Am I impressed? Are you fucking kidding? A presidenting being literate should not be making headlines.

But just because Trump managed to deliver a speech without referring to entire nations as “shitholes,” doesn’t mean that the State of the Union was…good. I mean, it was essentially a racist, sexist smoked ham standing at a podium and saying a bunch of vague shit that was mostly untrue, and being met with applause breaks from his army of skanks Republicans. The only good part of last night was people taking to twitter to drag Trump’s lumpy ass. We put together a list of the most savage tweets about the #SOTU for your viewing pleasure. Spoiler alert: a lot of them are from our own Twitter account because sometimes you have to put your shame aside and face the fact that you are the best in the mothafuckin game.

@Betches_Sup

@patwiselive

@HireMeImFunny

@aparnapkin

@Betches_Sup…again

@suesmith666

@KeatonPatti

@mariskreizman

@NoahGarfinkel

@SarahKSilverman

@samttaggart

@lasteve423

And One More Time for @Betches_Sup

I guess the moral of the story is that the state of the union is…no bueno, and you should follow @Betches_Sup on Twitter.

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