In keeping with all things warm, sunny, tan, and refreshing, we need dranks! But when you’re sitting around trying to get as blackout as possible, not just any drink will do. Sure, we could knock back million calorie piña coladas or try to chug rosé (and like, we know we’ll fail) to try and beat the heat, but it just wouldn’t get the job done.

We all know that a true, straight long island iced tea will get you fucked up faster than you can say “more ice, bitch.” And it’s time you, as an adult, learned to make one on your own.

Ingredients:
·        ½ oz Triple Sec

·        ½ oz white rum

·        ½ oz gin (don’t use anything blue, homie)

·        ½ oz vodka

·        ½ oz white tequila (um so like, not Jose)

·        1 oz sour mix

·        Cola (shit, you could even use diet if you want)

·        Lemon wedges

Grab a cocktail shaker and fill it with ice. Mix together everything except the cola. Strain into a highball or Collins glass filled with ice and top that shit off with the cola. Garnish with a lemon and enjoy your trip, betch. Just make sure you have at least one person in your crew who didn’t drink one of these. They’ll be responsible for remember what happens later.