The California Wildfires Are Affecting Some Of Your Favorite Celebrities

If you’ve been paying attention to the news for the last few days, you probably have an idea of how bad the California wildfires are right now. Since Thursday, thousands of acres have burned, and hundreds of thousands of people have evacuated their homes in areas surrounding Los Angeles. Obviously, this is a terrible tragedy, and we’re sending out positive vibes to everyone who’s been affected. But, being Los Angeles, some high-profile celebs have been at the mercy of the fires.

First, we were deeply saddened to learn that the Bachelor mansion partially burned down in the fire. This is really a tough blow, considering all the amazing memories that have been created there, and all the questionable choices that have been made under that roof. I’m sure Chris Harrison & co. will come back bigger and better in a new location, but it’s still a major disappointment. Luckily, Colton and his crew of ladies are reportedly filming abroad right now, so there was no filming going on at the house. But still, this really might be the most dramatic season ever.

Because the fire zone is evacuated, a lot of people don’t know the exact damage to their homes yet. Because of the proximity to Calabasas and Malibu, we do know that basically all of the Kardashians and Jenners live in the danger zone. Kim and Kanye, Kourtney, Khloé, Kendall, and Kylie have all evacuated their homes, which is really crazy. Kim posted a really cute picture with Khloé’s daughter True, so at least they’re all spending time together during this scary ordeal. Caitlyn Jenner also said that she evacuated her house, and doesn’t know if things are damaged. If anything can bring Caitlyn and the Kardashians back together again, maybe it’ll be bonding over a wildfire? Nah, they hate each other way too much.

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Trying to get my mind off of this fire and snuggling with my niece. We are all safe and that’s all that matters

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Other celebs affected by the fire include Lady Gaga and Orlando Bloom. Lady Gaga has posted a few different messages about the fire, sending out her love and support, and urging everyone to be safe, saying she doesn’t know if her house will burst into flames too. Meanwhile, Orlando posted a photo of his street that truly looks like it was taken in the depths of hell. This fire is no f*cking joke, that’s for sure.

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this is my street as of two hours ago praying for the safety of all my malibu fam, grateful to our brave firefighters please stay safe ????????

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So basically, sh*t is really bad in Southern California right now, and a lot of people are going to lose a lot. Obviously it sucks for the celebrities, but our thoughts are with all the people who are affected by this tragedy. I won’t get into Donald Trump’s lackluster statements about the wildfire right now, but just know that this is a crisis far bigger than the Bachelor mansion. Please stay safe everyone!

Images: Shutterstock; @fleissmeister / Twitter; @kimkardashian / Instagram; @orlandobloom / Instagram

The ‘Bachelor’ Mansion Is Someone’s Actual Home

After finding out that three of this season’s Bachelor contestants have been trying to become celebrities for a while and that *spoiler alert* Rachel, who is still on the show, doesn’t win and becomes the next Bachelorette, it feels like nothing is sacred about our favorite show anymore.

One thing Rachel can count on when she takes a spin at being the first non-white Bachelorette is that the show will always start at the Bachelor mansion. Just like your back burner bro, the Bachelor mansion has been there through it all, but we’ve always taken it for granted. Like, where did it come from? Who owns it? Is it even a real mansion? But why male models?

We all probably assumed the Bachelor mansion was either a two-dimensional set (that’s why they get the contestants so fucked up all the time); some foreclosed estate the reality TV industry keeps re-pimping out amongst various franchises; or Chris Harrison’s consolation home. Well it turns out we were wrong on all accounts.

Get this: The house doesn’t belong to the franchise or producers or ABC or anything! In fact, a real, not reality TV family owns the Bachelor mansion and lives in it when they aren’t filming.

Mind Blown

Two times a year this guy Marshall Haraden, his wife, and their four adult-looking children move out of their home so singles who are eager to rack up Instagram endorsements find love can move in. Haraden says they have to live somewhere else for about 42 days with all their stuff in storage. The crew even paints the rooms depending on if they’re shooting a season of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. #GenderEquality

Real talk, how could you sleep at night knowing The Chad had dripped meat juice all over your house? And how gross are your swimming pool and hot tub after 20 betches lube up with tanning oil and sit in it all fucking day while they wait for a date card? Like, thank god they’ve already gone to some tropical paradise before the Fantasy Suite dates, or you’d probably have to burn your whole house down.

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Also, I’m kind of wondering what kind of rent these people charge for the entire Bachelor crew to be there. They live in a beautiful mansion in California, I can’t really believe they’re destitute and need the money.

Haraden also says he gets crazies trying to climb the fence into his house because they think the contestants are still living in the mansion at the time the show is airing. Idiots. Like, how badly does someone have to want to meet Nick for that to happen? I’m pretty sure every human woman who would want to date him is already on the show.