Yes, You Actually Do Need This Wearable Blanket From Amazon

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Cozy girls, listen up. If you’re a homebody at heart or living the soft life, chances are that your place is stacked with the warmest, most comfortable essentials to keep you toasty and in your element. But, one item you absolutely need to add to your hygge lineup is The Comfy Original Wearable Blanket.

Yep, you read that right—a wearable blanket. As ridiculous as it sounds, it’s nothing short of a dream. Think plush, soft, warmth, all wrapped around you in a giant blanket. Except, this is blanket that happens to have a hoodie, sleeves, and a front pocket.

It’s not your normal hoodie that you’d step outside with. (Although if you did, do you—this is a no-judgement zone.) It’s super oversized, so it’s totally up to you if you want to wear some pants with it or not. But, extra cozy vibes from your favorite sweatpants doesn’t sound too shabby either, right?

Just imagine lounging on your couch without having to pull out a blanket to get comfortable? Sounds amazing. And even though winter is nearly over, that doesn’t mean you can’t snuggle up in (and wear) a warm blanket through the rest of the year.

You have 20 different colors and prints to choose from. So, if you’re feeling a standard black hoodie, you’ve got it, but if you want to channel your wild side with an animal-print blanket/hoodie combo, you’ve got it too.

And don’t stress about throwing down over $100 for this unique piece. It’ll only set you back $50 (which is a lot more reasonable for a gimmicky item). Another plus? It makes for a great gift. If you have a BFF who’s living the #CozyLife as well, they’ll love opening up this gem. Or, maybe you know someone who’s going through a tough time and could use a little TLC? This is a great gift for them too.

Upgrade your soft life game with The Comfy Original Wearable Blanket, loved by cozy people everywhere and over 90,000 Amazon shoppers.

 

Shop It: The Comfy Original Oversized Microfiber & Sherpa Wearable Blanket, $49.95, Amazon

This Handheld Device Will Save Your Couch From Your Pets

Contrary to some people’s beliefs, I like to think that pet parents are real parents. (Well, my dog is just as messy as a toddler—so that counts, okay!?) As much as I love my little fur baby, he can wreak havoc on my couch—getting an all-white one was a *big* mistake—bed sheets, and literally any corner of my apartment. He sheds like crazy on some days, beats me to his bed before I can clean his paws on others, loves to leave trails of crumbs when he gets his good boy treats, or makes a mess in my car. And, let me tell you, cleaning up after a dog, no matter how big or small, is quite the trip.

I’ve tried so many different products, whether it’s cleaning solutions like sprays, shedding brushes for grabbing excess hair, and of course, regular vacuums and mops. But, thanks to my Instagram feed and TikTok FYP, the Bissell Little Green Multi-Purpose Portable Carpet and Upholstery Cleaner caught my attention. Pet parents on both apps have filmed themselves cleaning even the toughest-looking stains in just a few minutes. It looked like a miracle device and I just knew I had to get my hands on it.

It’s small, but mighty, and has a top handle that allows you to bring it along to clean pretty much everywhere. Unlike most portable vacuums, this one has a spray *and* suction feature, so you apply a cleaning solution to whatever surface you’re targeting and it just scoops/sucks it right up. And its suction is powerful, like lift-carpet-stains-right-off powerful.

But, I have to say I was the most impressed with how well it cleaned the upholstery on my couch. As I mentioned before, my couch is white. My dog’s fur, on the other hand, is dark and super noticeable. There have been days when he hops on there when I’m not looking, rolls around, and has a field day leaving spots and marks across the entire thing. Let’s just say it’s a less-than-ideal situation for a couch of this color that also wasn’t cheap to begin with.

So to say I’m thankful for this Bissell is an understatement. And it’s super easy to use. All you have to do is mix the cleaning solution with some water in the tank that comes attached to the device. Once that’s settled, you click the spray button on the attached brush to disperse the product, turn on the Little Green, and then get to work. You’ll instantly notice results, but it really works the more you pass the brush along the surface. Within minutes stains, spills, and debris are just completely gone.

Each device comes with a travel-sized option of the Bissell Spot & Stain solution, but you can purchase larger-sized bottles for the future on Amazon, too. And if you needed any more convincing, each purchase saves other fur babies through the Bissell Pet Foundation which helps rescue homeless pets. Now, that’s a win-win situation.

 

Shop It: Bissell Little Green Multi-Purpose Portable Carpet and Upholstery Cleaner, $109.59, Amazon

Shop It: Bissell Pet Pro OXY Spot & Stain Formula, $12.98, Amazon

Finally, An Alarm Clock That Won’t Make You Feel Like Sh*t In The Morning

We all know the feeling—we wake up to our alarm blaring, startling us out of sleep. On top of that we feel groggy, have lines on our faces, and definitely some drool on our pillow. It’s not a good look, and an even worse way to wake up. But I’m here to tell you that there’s a way to wake up feeling refreshed and in a way that feels like you did it on your own without an obnoxious iPhone sound on repeat. Say hello to the JALL Wake Up Light Sunrise Alarm Clock from Amazon.

I know what you’re thinking. “How can an alarm clock not be annoying?” Well, for starters, it replicates the effect of a natural sunrise. You can set it to start shining a light that brightens gradually 30 minutes before the alarm sound goes off, so you can pretend to be waking up with “nature.” Another bonus? It doesn’t use traditional sounds that like horns, sirens, or old-school clocks, which are super stressful IMO. You can choose different sound methods for waking up, like an FM radio setting that scans through stations, or natural sounds like ocean waves, birds chirping, streams…you know. Relaxing sh*t. As for the lighting, if you’re not into the classic sun yellow, you can swap the colors for blue, indigo, purple, red, orange, or green. Plus, the brightness is totally adjustable.

If you’re one of those people that rise early without an alarm clock, first of all we’re jealous. But second of all, you can use this light/clock combo for so much more than your morning wake up call. It can work as a reading light for all you bookworms out there, a bedside lamp, or a night light if chilling in the dark truly isn’t your thing. At night, the lamp can also replicate a sunset to help you wind down. We know we could use the help after scrolling TikTok for hours…and hearing so many trending sounds that can cause literal nightmares.

All this is great, of course, but what about the most important thing—the snooze button? Yes, it comes with one, but it’s not your standard option. If you press the snooze button, you only get nine minutes of extra sleep before the real alarm actually starts. This thing really wants you to get the f*ck up and not feel like crap while doing so.

Listen, we get it, sleep is precious. But it’s not always easy to reach cloud nine with so many other factors keeping us busy and on high-alert all of the time. The last thing any of us want is to miss a morning Zoom call, hit snooze one too many times, or just feel like overall sh*t by the time work starts. So, if you’re not getting the best sleep of your life right now, why not try and start with this popular sunrise alarm clock? Get yours for under $40 at Amazon today.

 

JALL Wake Up Light Sunrise Alarm Clock, $32.88, Amazon

The Best Early Prime Day Home Deals To Shop Right Now

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Mark your calendars: Prime Day is officially one week away. It feels like Christmas morning, only it’s mid-July and I’m buying my own presents. I’d personally like to thank Amazon for allowing me to purchase the things needed to keep my abode humble while convincing my husband we’re saving money since everything’s on sale. 

Most of the discounts that start on July 12th are still being kept under wraps, but we’re not gatekeeping all our favorites that you can shop early. Here’s a roundup of all the best home deals so you won’t actually break the bank when decking your halls.

So you’ve finally decided to upgrade your space after 2+ years of WFH? It’s time to stop working from bed, and this is the perfect portable laptop desk to make any space work-friendly. Goodbye, tech neck.

While not everyone can vacation in Italy this summer, you can bring the Amalfi ambiance to your backyard by dining al fresco under these outdoor string lights.

From the beach to your backyard, keep the summer concert series going just about anywhere with this waterproof portable speaker.

Buy $179.99
price as of time of posting

Nothing screams “adult” quite like buying yourself a vacuum. Don’t worry though, you don’t have to actually clean—this Roomba will do the dirty work for you.

You know how we mentioned adulting with the vacuum? Well, it’s time to buy a new mattress too. The one you took from your childhood bedroom just won’t cut it anymore.

Imagine being able to feel like you’re at a five-star hotel while lounging around in your new bathrobe sipping on an oat milk iced latte every morning. You’re welcome.

Buy $74.99
price as of time of posting

Great news—gone are the days of having to get up from the couch to see who’s at the front door. The Ring Video Doorbell not only makes you feel safer, but also lets you keep an eye out for all your incoming Amazon packages.

You can blend way more than just smoothies with this Vitamix. Can’t you just picture piña coladas by the pool?

Speaking of piña coladas… Get classy with your cocktails this summer. This set has everything you need to make it shaken or stirred. 

The seasoning process of skillets always seemed so complicated to me. Thankfully, these come pre-seasoned so you are one step closer to that perfect cast-iron cookie recipe.

Buy $62.99
price as of time of posting

I know it’s all “hot girl summer” and “hot girl walks,” but let’s not forget to stay cool with a good indoor fan.

Update your at-home workout with these aesthetically pleasing wrist & ankle weights. They’re so cute you might even want to leave the house with them on.

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The Best Instagram Trainers For Quick At-Home Workouts
Don’t get me wrong—I have nothing but deep-seated disgust respect for all the SoulCycling betches out there. But for me, paying $40 to feel bad about my Target sports bra and distinct lack of abs is not really something I’m willing to do. In my very busy, #adulting life, I have specific requirements for my workouts. They should be free, doable from home, and under 30 minutes. Oh, and actually feel like a workout—aka I should break a sweat and/or actively find it difficult. As it turns out, not everyone is as lazy innovative as me, so finding workouts that met all these criteria actually took a while. We all know the queen of quick at-home workouts, Kayla Itsines, but here are a few others for when you want to mix it up/be able to walk the next day. Without further ado, here are my favorite trainers with quick at-home workouts that actually work. You’re so welcome.

Pamela Reif

I don’t remember how or where I came across Pamela Reif, but she now plays an alarmingly large role in my life. Like, my boyfriend knows her name because I show him her Instagram so often. It’s weird. Anyway, a quick scroll through her IG will reveal that her fitness routine is no joke—and neither are her abs. While she does legit gym sessions too, she’s also the creator of several 10- and 20-minute no-equipment workouts that will leave you feeling like you just got out of Barry’s in one-third of the time. She also reposts pictures on her story of ~regular people~ who do her YouTube workouts and tag her, and no lie, over half have mini six packs. My favorite videos are the 10-min “Booty Burn,” 10-min “Sixpack Workout,” and 20-min “Flat Belly & Round Booty“. (Leg day freaks, don’t @ me). If you only have 10 minutes to work out but want to be sore for three days, I can’t recommend her ab workouts enough. Oh, and here’s what HER abs look like, if you needed more convincing:

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Gina M. Florio

I came across Gina Florio for the first time through Popsugar Fitness, which posted this kettlebell workout. Yes, the fact that it requires equipment is a little more high-maintenance than I care to get, but if you don’t own two kettlebells (pro tip, dumbbells will work too), you should seriously consider investing. It’ll cost less than a month’s access to a very cheap gym, and you can do SO MUCH with them. Gina’s Instagram is filled with quick at-home workouts with kettlebells, and every one I’ve tried so far is brutal in the best way. She breaks her workouts down so you’re only doing 2-4 reps at a time, but you’ll do 4-5 sets total. Personally, I love this system because it’s much easier to trick your body into doing just 2 more than it is to do just 25 more. You’ll definitely feel like you’re dying between rounds, but you’ll be done in 20 minutes and feel like a badass now that you know how to do things like snatches and dead cleans.

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Short on time? Need a full-body workout? Step away from the elliptical and give this double kettlebell complex a try! Those cardio machines are a waste of time, especially when you compare them to a workout like this that offers everything from strength to conditioning to coordination. Use 2 medium to heavy kettlebells • 2 push-ups — 2 gorilla rows — 2 dead cleans — 2 thrusters (squat and press). 4 reps, 4-5 rounds in total • Every day I fall more in love with the kettlebell. The possibilities are endless. Not only can you use KBs for classic strength work, but you can also string together a wide variety of movements to create a comprehensive workout that hits multiple muscle groups at once. If you're brand new to KBs, grab 2 8kg bells and try this workout. It burns so good ??? • Decked out in @gymsharkwomen #gymsharkwomen • Who wants to try? Tag me #getstrongwithgina #strongvegan #poweredbyplants #kettlebells #fullbodyworkout

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Fiji McAlpine

Some days, any kind of jumping/lifting seems like too much—even if it’s only 20 minutes. When I really can’t stomach HIIT-type action but want to justify the cookie I ate a lunch, I turn to my all time favorite yogi: Fiji McAlpine. You’ll note that I did not link to an Instagram there. In demonstration of what a pure and legit yoga-teaching soul she is, she doesn’t have one. Instead, you can find her workouts on DoYogaWithMe, an amazing website that shares a ton of free yoga videos for all lengths/focuses/levels. I discovered Fiji in particular early on through a friend’s recommendation, and I’m obsessed with all the videos in her 14-Day Challenge. Especially, as I’m sure you guessed, the ones that are 20 or 25 minutes. Her classes are labeled as Intermediate, but I am by all accounts a Beginner and really didn’t struggle with her classes. I just had to work my way up to certain poses, which she assures you in her very soothing voice is normal and ok. Fiji’s approach to yoga is a perfect combination of deep stretches and active movement, so you don’t get burnt out on either way but you never feel like you’re wasting your time. If you’re up for some light core work and can’t remember the last time you stretched, Fiji’s yoga classes will feel amazing. Just trust me.

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Shawnigan Lake, BC yoga teacher #FijiMcAlpine shares her passion for the practice with the globe, encouraging #selflove and wellness for all. Fiji teaches at #KaliYoga and on @doyogawithme, a free yoga website. As a mother of two, Fiji hopes her love of yoga and appreciation for mindfulness teaches her kids the importance of inner strength and health. She tells #AQuarterYoung, "I have been very open about how yoga literally saved my life by learning to reconnect to my physical self in a healthy and loving way. I struggled to overcome anorexia for years and it was yoga that finally provided the therapy that I needed and that my mind would actually respond to. It is not surprising as eating disorders happen when we try to sever the connection of our mind and body or use one to overcome the other. I think yoga should be an essential component to all treatments and therapies for eating disorders." Read the full story now – link in bio! ???? . . . . #workout #freeyoga #yoga #inspire #love #loveandlight #bodypositivity #selfcare #family #mentalhealth #health #meditation #exercise #movement #motivate #treatment #therapy #advice #doyoga #bemindful #moms #bestrong #yvr #yogapose #guidance

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There you have it! My fave ab/butt-focused, full body, and yoga workouts. All free, all minimal equipment, and all under 30 minutes. So next time your flaky friend pulls a bad sushi excuse and bails on SoulCycle, maybe put the $40 toward a new pair of shoes and try one of these instead.
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5 Face Masks You Can Make At Home To Fix Your Gross Winter Skin

Is your skin tired and sad? Did winter leave its mark worse than that guy who gave you hickeys in high school? Are zits making their presence known among the debris field that is your face—which includes dry skin land mines and crater-esque dark spots? We feel you. Winter is a time not only for acquiring a boyfriend and gaining four pounds, but also for dull, dry skin that screams “I’ve been inside for five months straight.” But like, it’s summer now and you will soon be required to leave your house and show your face both in public and on Instagram. To combat all the damage winter did to your attractiveness level, we recommend making yourself (and TREATING YO’SELF) to an at-home facial. Going to an actual spa requires driving, a bra, and making your hair look normal—none of which seem to fit with this whole “pamper yourself” thing, so here’s our guid to spa-level skin treatments that you can do while binge watching Netflix in your pajamas. 

1. For Brightness:

Mix together the juice from one fresh lemon and ¼ cup sweet almond oil. Pat on to your face, wait about 15 minutes, then rinse off. The Vitamin C will brighten your skin and the almond oil will sooth all the dryness winter left behind. 

2. For Dry, Pimply Skin:

Mash together 2 tbsps of all natural raw honey, one banana, and ¼ cup plain Greek yogurt. Yummy. Smear over your face and let sit for 20 minutes before washing off. This shit’ll have your skin smoother, softer, and less sad.

3. For Peely Skin:

Feelin’ parched? Mix together ½ an avocado, 2 tbsps raw honey, and ½ tsp coconut oil. Smooth over face and leave on for 10 minutes, then rinse off with warm water. The avocado and coconut get skin some much-needed moisture while the honey actually acts as an antiseptic and soother.

4. For When You’re Tired Or Puffy:

Caffeine is ALWAYS our friend, and it turns out smearing coffee all over your face isn’t so crazy after all. Mix together 2 tbsps ground coffee, 2 tbsps cocoa powder, 1 tbsp of honey, and 3 tbsps whole fat plain Greek yogurt. Spread over your face, let sit for 15 minutes, then wash off.

5. For When You Want Both A Smoothie And A Facial:

Yeah we hear you with that whole double duty thing. Mix together ¼ cups mashed strawberries, 2 tbsps freshly squeezed lemon juice, 1 tbsp yogurt, and 2 tbsps honey. Pat onto face and let sit for 10 minutes. Wipe off and rinse. Use leftovers with almond milk and boom, breakfast.