2020

If you didn’t already think time was a social construct, the last six months have probably changed your mind.

As coronavirus cases climb in the United States, American passports appear to be losing their value.

After 95694845 days of quarantine (I lost count), our collective #QuarantineClub efforts have not been in vain.

Because I have no faith in committing to bettering myself for an entire year, New Year’s resolutions aren’t really my thing, but for those of you who vowed to improve your lives by like, going to the gym and ~traveling,~ you’re probably excited for the first official weekend of 2020.

If 2019 was the year of everybody and their mother getting back into astrology, 2020 will be the year of blaming astrology for even more of our problems.

Another day, another day-long congressional testimony where some old white guy lies at us for six hours.

Welp, another Democrat has entered the 2020 race.