^Classy as fuck
Breaking news: #186 Starbucks is now serving alcohol as part of its evening menu. Finally high schoolers and college students with no friends will have a place to convene while highlighting their anatomy textbooks and listening to smooth jazz. And that place is Club Sbux. Unfortunately they will only be selling wine and beer, perhaps because they don't feel like being responsible for the barista who accidentally put the wrong type of double shot in your skinny vanilla latte. Time to add it to your bucket list betches: getting carded at Sbux.