Sony’s Epic Shit Talking Gets Leaked



2014 was the year of the hack and we’re pretty ready to be done with it. Like the word “moist” it’s something we would just rather not hear said, yet here we are again. First it was a bunch of naked celebrity selfies that were leaked to the general public aka pervy middle-aged dads trolling Reddit. Now major production company Sony is under fire for some serious internal shit talking coming to light.

One of the best parts of this real life burn book is that allegedly some North Korean support group, Guardians of Peace, is responsible for this attack against Sony because of the new fucking Seth Rogen movie. Like this story in itself sounds like the makings of a Seth Rogen movie, you can’t make this shit up.

Here’s what we learned. Apparently people over at Sony have major beef with child hoarder praying mantis Angelina Jolie because she’s actually a huge diva in real life, no surprise there. Most of the shit talking in question was done by Sony producer Scott Rudin to gal pal and co-chair Amy Pascal. One notable comment includes “I’m not destroying my career over a minimally talented spoiled brat who thought nothing of shoving this off her plate for eighteen months so she could go direct a movie [Unbroken]”  LOL. Rudin has some admirable shit talking skills, betch-like some might say. If he loses his job over this shit, he should give us a call.

Some other C-list celebs that got shade thrown their way include Girls’ actor Adam Driver for playing a shit role in Star Wars and American Hustle producer Megan Ellis for being a BSCB. Also, a ridiculously kiss ass letter written to Leonardo DiCaprio begging him to star in the Steve Jobs movie was leaked, to which he probably responded “Why are you so obsessed with me?” 

However, the best gossip to come of this PR nightmare is that Sony is planning to make a Jump Street and Men in Black movie. Yes as in two movies, which should have been buried fucking years ago, resurrected into one train wreck for the masses. In theaters 2017.

Like we always say, you should just assume that some betch, somewhere, is talking shit about you. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.


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