Shopbop, aka your favorite place to accidentally blow your rent money, is having a dope sale. With promo code EOTS17, you can get 20% off orders under $500 and 25% off orders over $500. This is basically the online shopping version of the purge. Anyway, since you’re probably like, super overwhelmed right now, here are 10 things totally worth buying in the Shopbop sale.
Honestly, god bless the Olsen twins for making it okay to wear a giant grandpa sweater with literally any outfit. Everyone has that one cardigan they wear so often that even people who only think about themselves start to notice it. This will probably become that sweater.
I bitch about ugly rain boots so much that I’m beginning to sound like a broken record. Actually, ew. That phrase makes me sound like an old person. I sound like a looped Snapchat. Anyway, stop wearing ironically ugly rain boots. They’re not a thing anymore. Get these ones instead.
Non-nerdy backpacks are nearly impossible to come by, so it’s totally worth it to invest in a dope designer one. Even if you don’t have like, a job, you can smuggle wine and shit in it.
Illesteva sunglasses are the OG shades that shops like Urban Outfitters, Forever 21, and Aldo have been ripping off for the past few months. But like, if they’re on sale you might as well just get the boujee ones.
If you think Apple watches are fugly (because… they are), but still feel the need to literally wear a piece of technology, this is probably a good compromise. It connects to your phone through Bluetooth and gives you the ability to control music and receive notifications without looking like you have a phone strapped to your fucking wrist.
These jeans are so comfortable, you could prob eat Chipotle in them without feeling like you’re going to die and are housing a burrito the size of a newborn.
You’ve always wanted a Canada Goose jacket because even though you shit on other betches for being basic, you’re basic, too. Now you can be like, “whatever it was on sale I don’t even care.”
Tiny mini bags are totally having a moment right now, so you should probably get one. I mean, your iPhone prob won’t fit in it, but it’ll look cute and give you one more thing to complain about, so you’re all set.
In case you’ve been living under a fucking rock, Kylie Jenner is pregnant and could really use all the financial help she could get. Like, how is she going to pay for baby stuff with her billions of dollars if we don’t continue to buy all her shit?
Speaking of Kylie, if you want to be like her but don’t want to have an actual baby, you can just spend four times as much on one of the Champion hoodies she basically lives in.
Shopbop’s sale goes from today, September 27th until Friday, September 29th, so don’t procrastinate on this.