We need to talk about Sex and The City 3. Kristen Davis aka Charlotte posted a TBT of her and Sarah Jessica Parker aka Carrie Bradshaw at the Sex and the City 2 premiere (ugh, let's not even discuss that disappointment), with the caption “Miss YOU XOXOXO“. Classic drunk tweet? Sarah Jessica (soberly) replied “Me too you! Heard the news? X“. WHAT FUCKING NEWS SJP?!?!?! If you're going to make another terribly written and obvious attempt to make money at least tell us!!!
Jennifer Hudson also chimed in (bizarre celeb cameo in SATC 1) saying “I think it might be [happening]“. You think? It might? Let's get some fucking concrete news here ladies. Don't get me excited and then turn it into a C-list celebrity wedding. If you're turning the world's best show into a triumvirate of shitty films then, in the words of Carrie Bradshaw, “swear on Chanel.”