So why should all betches watch the season premiere of The Mindy Project Tuesday at 9:30/8:30c on Fox? The answer to this question is fairly simple: Mindy Kaling is a total betch. She's a comedian and a writer, loves fashion, wrote and starred in the Office, and now has her own show in which she plays a professional betch who says things like:
Danny: How many best friends from college do you have?
Mindy: Best friend isn't a person Danny it's a tier.
“To show my gratitude for this kindness, we can choose any city of the Real Housewives to watch.”
The Mindy Project is one of those shows that I totally look forward to every week, mainly because I really want Dr. Lahiri-Castellano babies in the mix ASAP. I also happen to find Mindy's preacher boyfriend on the show super hot, despite his proclivity for doing good and shit. But back to Danny Castellano, aka Chris Messina, who's this mean doctor in the office but deep down he really loves Mindy and I can't EFFING wait until that goes down. Like I can, but I really don't want to.
So if you haven't watched the first season of The Mindy Project (in order to catch up for the second) I highly suggest you check it out. If only to hear more absurdities, like these, leave Mindy's mouth.
“I fell asleep watching Amelie, and when I woke up, I had spilt so much red wine on me that I thought I'd been shot.”
“A women's prison you guys? Come on, if I wanted to get shanked, I'd just shave my legs drunk again.”
“Wouldn't Prince Harry's Instagram be so good?”
“If we are indulging in imaginary situations I would love to introduce you to my husband, straight Anderson Cooper”
Jeremy: The key Mindy is to find a man who you are attracted to, but don't respect and can't see a future with.
Mindy: Draco Malfoy.
Jeremy: Someone not fictitious
Brendan: Mindy why aren't you answering my texts?
Mindy: Because you're a dick.