The south has its issues, what with deep fried and mayonnaise coated and sweet Jesus everything – but they do know something about sitting on a porch and sipping something that’ll make alllllllll your cares disappear.
Today we give you Screen Porch Punch – it’s sweet, it’s powerful, and it’s the perfect thing to make you forget about the closing window of summer.
- ½ a seedless watermelon – cut into cubes (obviously without the fucking green part on)
- 10 springs fresh mint
- 1 cup freshly squeezed lime juice
- ¾ cup honey
- 2 cups gin
Grab a blender and blend the watermelon cubes until you have about 4 cups of watermelon juice. Set aside. In a giant pitcher, muddle the mint. Add literally everything else – including the watermelon juice – and stir. That’s it. Serve with fresh mint leaves and extra relaxation.