Science Says Straight Women are Bad at Drinking

Some scientists did a study in the UK where they studied the difference between how much lesbians and straight women drink. No matter who you're going home with at the end of the night, you still need to pregame the same amount to get your ass to the bar. They found that 31% of straight women and 37% of lesbians and bisexual women “engage in problematic drinking” ie slap the bag and do a shot every time a Diplo remix plays at the club. Also, lesbians drink more during the week. BUT, they're at the same rate of being alcoholics. So basically, straight women are lightweights compared to lesbians and bisexual women.

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