Even though we all have known for months that Scheana and Shay are getting a divorce, it will still be interesting to watch the drama play out on Vanderpump Rules next season. It will play out on Vanderpump Rules next season, right? Bravo better not let me down. We all knew about how Shay stole all of Scheana’s money (all, what, $600 of it?) and disappeared, but now there’s some more drama to add into the mix: Scheana has a new boyfriend. Didn’t she and Shay just get divorced in like, November? I’m not one to slut shame (lol JK do you know me?) but I think it’s fair to say that Scheana is becoming the Taylor Swift of Vanderpump Rules.
The new guy’s name is Robert Parks Valletta, and before I even Google him I know already that he’s not to be trusted since he has three names. According to his IMDB page, this guy is actually an actor and director who’s apparently known for Hawaii Five-0, The Young and the Restless, and Days of our Lives. So he’s basically Joey Tribbiani. To his credit, both Jax and Ariana seem to like him, which either means that he’s a genuinely cool guy or that Jax and Ariana are too afraid to talk shit about
Scheana’s new boyfriend someone who’s definitely more famous than them. Ariana also said he has “high emotional intelligence,” which means she’s been watching way too much of this past season of The Bachelor.
Scheana made her relationship Instagram official over the weekend, which we’ll pretend is a really big deal. She uploaded a picture of her and Robert (Rob? Robby? Bob? R-Dog?) at the Power Rangers premiere. The caption was super lame, with just his Insta handle tagged and the hashtag #ItsMorphinTime.
R-Dog, on the other hand, Instagrammed a group photo with himself, Scheana, Tom, and Ariana, with the following caption:
Translation: I’m trying way too hard to be accepted into this friend group and I hope Bravo will give me some screen time on the next season of Vanderpump Rules.