Rosie O’Donnell’s Missing Daughter Was Found

Yesterday, Rosie O’Donnell released a statement saying her 17 year old daughter Chelsea had been missing for like a week. Later Tuesday night, Rosie tweeted that she had been found and was safe. Basically at this point no one has any idea what happened to Chelsea, but she has some mental health problems and stopped taking her meds. Idk about Chelsea, but if I were Rosie O’Donnell’s kid I might try to assassinate Donald Trump, so maybe that’s what she was doing.

Now Rosie can go back to being pretty irrelevant, but we’re happy that her family is okay. The thought of a family member going missing is low-key terrifying, so Rosie probably deserves a drink.


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